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Default Fastest ever fuck close ??? - 02-07-2010, 10:21 PM

Ok guys, I personally beleive i have the fastest fuck close on this forum... i would LOVE to hear the quickest close you have made.

Mine was in a bar in liverpool called BAR RED. The toilets in there are SHARED before we where leaving i went to grab my friend who was chatting up a girl in a SCHOOL UNIFORM, she blew him out, he walked away and i said HEY... whats your name? she replied and i said So... any plans later on i said...

Yes im going to a party she said

Oh thats a shame because i was going to take you to my house

That is a shame, she said

Well ill tell u what, there is a toilet there FOLLOW ME

AN I FUCKED HER, IN THE TOILET, in less than 3 mins of meeting her... and that my friends IS THE STORY. SHOW ME WHAT U GOT
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Default 03-07-2010, 12:58 PM

School uniform? Jailbait perhaps? lol

Fools mate.
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Default 03-07-2010, 01:52 PM

ye i thought that... bouncers ar getting lax on the ID nowdays... but i thought AH FUCK IT when in Rome
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Default 03-07-2010, 03:20 PM

Now that's pushing the envelope!!!


Hank Moody
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Default 04-07-2010, 03:43 PM

Ok first off i dont know what a DHV story is... its pretty obvious that if she was in a school uniform... in a bar, she is obviously not under age!

i dont get the fools mate comment? maybe thats a pua thing. and mystery as far as im concerned, ill believe it wen i see it, same with most.... its easy writing feild report after report.. but ill tell u somethin, my idea of a hot girl and my friends IS totaly different so u cant ever trust a story. AND THATS ALL FORUMS HAVE IS STORYS.

NOBODY ON THE PLANET WILL EVER GET 100% OF THE GIRLS THEY APPROACH, NEVER EVER. NOW MATTER HOW MANY BOOKS IT SELLS

The only reason i set up the thread to see if anyone had done faster. Im likein the grape story BOSS.... i think im gonna start doin a bit more tryin to toilet close this year! just spit with the bitch so ROLL ON THE FUN
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Default 04-07-2010, 07:16 PM

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its pretty obvious that if she was in a school uniform... in a bar, she is obviously not under age
Didn't R Kelly say the same thing?

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Default 04-07-2010, 07:23 PM

lol this is seriously amazing man.

when my friends came down to l-town, we went to bar red and they got nothing.
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