A Man Pretending To Be A Boy
 

Chode- a man pretending to be even more of a man
Pua- a man pretending to be a boy

I know there is more to be said on these two but this is my concept and this is what i see.

I tend to piss lots as soon as i start drinking and this works out good for me when I'm with a girl, because i know that on my return I'm going to find one or two chodes that have been stalking there prey from distance waiting for the easy opportunity to pounce, and i fucking love it.:clapclap:

Its like a little switch inside me flicks on and a smile arises from below as i see the games I'm about to play,i can only relate the feeling to a similar emotion i have when playing Texas poker and i get dealt two aces,

This time its only one creep and he's leaning in so much he might as well be sitting on her lap, i start walking back to where i left my girl, i hope his state doesn't get affected by my presence when he see's me so i can see his game in its most potent form, Dam this one is going to fold quick as i get closer i can hear him bragging about a bar he was manager of once, i wont play too much with this one,

I put my hand on his shoulder

"DUDE!!! are you going to buy my little fuckbuddy a drink or what? don't buy her a whisky like the last dude did, she likes vodka n lime"

(he looks at me dumbstruck baffled that some cock in a leopard print scarf sporting a girls trench coat has just referred to a hb as 'fuckbuddy')

"Don't be scared dude i wont bite, she might though i only met her last night and i don't trust blondes, WAIT! i know! I'll bite her before she gets a chance to bite us"

I wrap my arm around her, pull her head back gently then pounce on her neck, she giggles wraps her arms round me and i move from the neck to her lips and Bam! game over and a nice makeout.

What the fuck this has to do with the thread i started i don't know I've never been good at writing and my vocabulary is pretty dam short, even the SpellChecker gets confused with my literature.

I guess if your trying to impress then you don't think you are man enough and are pretending to be even more of a man than you assume you are. you feel the need to qualify to a girl you don't even know who could easly be a crackhead with aids for all you know.

Alot of my flirting is done almost the same as it was 15 years ago when i was a young boy becoming curious in women, unmodified or influenced by such cool dudes as jamesbond or nightrider,

We are given the tools to attract, then brain washed into thinking you hold the wrong tools, unable to express the feelings, you probably teased the girl you fancied, if only at the age of 10 we knew how to escalate and close before looking for role models to show us how its done like James Bond or the Hoffman.

so basically were learning to go back to school 'mentally'

Tell a girl she smells like cabbage
Tell a girl not to stand next to you because she has the lurgies
Make fun of her hair
Poke her

you had all the tools but then lost them in the TV