Bullet proof routine
 

Hey gang

I need some famous film quotes for a routine I'm working on on my blog. Your genius comments are appreciated.

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Secret London Pua

''you may take our lives but you will never take our freedom'' - Braveheart

Quick kill it, before it tries to make friends with us. - Withnail and I

Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock. -Superbad

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing.

By the beard of zues - achorman will ferrell
Sweet nights of columbus - anchorman will ferrell
Never retreat never surrender - king leonidas 300

I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird. - Hot Rod