a set that keeps playing on my mind...

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[Hustler25]

Haha classic, as much as I love football myself I can't stand guys or girls that take it too seriously. I see girls like this all the time down my local pub, the one's really into football tend to have this aggressive, miserable, sour-faced, gobby cunt attitude. It's not very feminine and for me personally a real turn-off.

I had a similar experience no so long ago with an aggressive girl, its wasn't a girl I opened just two random girls that approached me. It was at Reading Music Festival, both girls were drunk and one walks up and says to me;

'Oi, do you wanna fight?' No doubt expecting me to be all chodey and say 'no', or 'I'm a gentlemen I don't hit women' (Which I don't)

So I called her bluff and said 'Sure, why not'

She looks pretty stunned by this, and I tell her to throw the first punch. She doesn't, instead she tries to push me with both hands. I smile and push her back harder with just one hand. Defeated by this she uses the old trick of trying to tell me I have a small penis. I tell her its 'more than big enough to handle a little girl like you'.

Standing there awkwardly and unable to come up with any more quips. The icing on the cake was, I tell her 'I have something for you?'

She says 'What?'

'Hang on' I tell her rummaging through all my pockets deliberately to heighten the suspense.

'Ah! here you go, it's a love note'. I handed it to her, she unfolds it and reads the text.

'I want to finger your bum hole' (I'd found it earlier that day on the floor and found it mildly amusing and perhaps suited to situations such as this).

She screams, shows it to her mate. They both begin to freak out. I turn and walk away with a shit-eating grin on my face. 1-0!!! and the match!

[leeroy909]

Originally Posted by kowalski

Dude,


That note you found was freaking hillarious. What genius wrote that? I guess we'll never know.




I'm making some of them, and leaving them around Manchester to help with situations like this.


Peace,

kowalski

Fixed your post.

[Status]

Originally Posted by Hustler25

Haha classic, as much as I love football myself I can't stand guys or girls that take it too seriously. I see girls like this all the time down my local pub, the one's really into football tend to have this aggressive, miserable, sour-faced, gobby cunt attitude. It's not very feminine and for me personally a real turn-off.

I had a similar experience no so long ago with an aggressive girl, its wasn't a girl I opened just two random girls that approached me. It was at Reading Music Festival, both girls were drunk and one walks up and says to me;

'Oi, do you wanna fight?' No doubt expecting me to be all chodey and say 'no', or 'I'm a gentlemen I don't hit women' (Which I don't)

So I called her bluff and said 'Sure, why not'

She looks pretty stunned by this, and I tell her to throw the first punch. She doesn't, instead she tries to push me with both hands. I smile and push her back harder with just one hand. Defeated by this she uses the old trick of trying to tell me I have a small penis. I tell her its 'more than big enough to handle a little girl like you'.

Standing there awkwardly and unable to come up with any more quips. The icing on the cake was, I tell her 'I have something for you?'

She says 'What?'

'Hang on' I tell her rummaging through all my pockets deliberately to heighten the suspense.

'Ah! here you go, it's a love note'. I handed it to her, she unfolds it and reads the text.

'I want to finger your bum hole' (I'd found it earlier that day on the floor and found it mildly amusing and perhaps suited to situations such as this).

She screams, shows it to her mate. They both begin to freak out. I turn and walk away with a shit-eating grin on my face. 1-0!!! and the match!

Wait, you found a note on a toilet floor that says "I want to finger your bumhole" and you bent over to pick it up???

Great story by the way!

[Hustler25]

@twisted; I wish it had happened that way.