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2 Questions...Advice and Opener Needed.

Hi guys

2 questions for you all

1. First on to the advice...I number closed a girl who works with me..She flirts with me whenver she can. So today, I asked her when she's taking me out for dinner to test her response..She replied positively by saying 'I'd go out with u if you take me to dinner'.
This girl is filing for divorce..A marriage of 4 years and she has a kid too.
She told me not to mess her around which I joked about.
Now I wanna bang her. I don't want a relationship with her.
Should I be straight up and tell her the truth?? I don't want things to turn out bitter if I trick her into thinking there's something serious...

2. There's a girl I saw today sitting at a computer..She sells insurance. She's been clocking me all day but no smile! Just glancing over and we keep catching eachother's gaze...
I need a cool opener for her...Any suggestions??

Hey man yeah for number 2 I have possibly the best opener in the world eveeeerrr!!!!! ok you ready...........hi

boom your in set

1. Be honest and tell her you're not ready for a relationship yet with anyone but really like her and would like to see where it would go.
Its best to be honest from the start and possibly not go anywhere than screw her about and then end up it getting nasty latter on and ending up destroying her or having a stalker.
You never know, as she's just coming out of a divorce, she might not be after anything but a casual experience!

2. Hows your day going?/Any plans for the weekend?/Fancy a shag in the stationary cupboard?/We are thinking of going for a drink after work, do you wanna come?

Thanks guys.

Those are standard openers...Anyone have a killer one?!

One which will make her laugh and be like 'what the f*ck, thats random'

Dude when you next see her say what ever your feeling at the time pre planned funny openers can back fire your always thinking am I delivering it correctly is it making her laugh just walk over open your moth and say somthing you don't have to be funny from the word go when your in set then work on making her laugh

Is there such thing as a killer opener? It's down to how you deliver what ever you say and you make sure you do with confidence!

otherwise try
i like your desk, it'd make you look so good whilst i'm fucking you over it!

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otherwise try
i like your desk, it'd make you look so good whilst i'm fucking you over it!

Ha!!

Or I could just say 'I like your desk. Is it made out of oak?' Done!

Ok any other advice for the divorced work colleague dillemna?

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Originally Posted by munky (Post 9165)

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Should I be straight up and tell her the truth??

Yes...!
From experience older'ish women with kids do look for a relationship. It is up to you to make it clear that you DONT want have a relationship and if she stills want to see you, then game on BUT if she doesnt, then it is her loss cos think of yourself as someone who can make her life fun especially if shes going thru a divorce.

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Originally Posted by munky (Post 9165)

2. There's a girl I saw today sitting at a computer..She sells insurance. She's been clocking me all day but no smile! Just glancing over and we keep catching eachother's gaze...
I need a cool opener for her...Any suggestions??

The guys are right, you dont need a cool opener. If shes clocking on you, then shes giving you loads of IOI's already. Even if your opener is the shittest opener ever, she will still response positively cos you are being this nice friendly cool awesome guy who is willing to talk to her and brighten her boring, mundane day...!

Much Success dood!!

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Originally Posted by kowalski (Post 9189)

I'm with Jynxy on this one.

... and don't worry if you don't have a moth, any winged insect will suffice.

The last girl I pulled from work I opened by throwing a balled up piece of paper at her, the one before that I just said 'Hi' then sat down and started messing with all her stuff, before that 'Hey, you're new', before that 'What do you do?' etc.

You don't need to do anything flashy.

And, yes I am known as a bit of a slag in work. Less so recently as all the fit girls are pregnant. That is nothing to do with me though :)

The divorce girl: That seems like it's already in the bag. Be firm. Just tell her exactly when and where to meet you. Then manage her expectations if necessary. It's likely that she is even less interested in a relationship than you are so don't worry about it. I find that I only rarely have to actually spell out to girls what the situation is as this is communicated strongly enough through my behaviours. E.g. I won't take them for dinner, that would be a mistake. A couple of drinks then back to mine is more appropriate. Late night booty-calls. Not seeing them more than once a week etc.

Definitely try the moth thing though. That's guaranteed success.

Peace,

kowalski

Does it have to be winged? Coz I have a few wood lice I can use.

Ok so no dinner, just drinks? Any reason for that?