It was like something out of a Movie! Or a nightmare!

[William T. Riker]

Commander Riker here,

Did something terribly embarrassing today lol, All was going well and up beat in college untill i had to go to the toilet for a Wee Wee, so i told the tutor i had to go "Shake hands with the president" ( AKA, Wee Wee) and off i went for a pleasent Piss,

When i was in the bathroom i begun to speak openly off the top of my head loudly, singing, and shouting "Hee Hee" michale jackson, im only child you see and i get bored.

i was also muttering dimented sounds only to hear some giggling outside the loo which is near the classroom.

Oh poo i thought, and to my embarrassment i popped out the bathroom and there was some girls and boys in my group stood there wettin them selves including the tutor, so i was stuck for replies so i just laughed outrageously pulled a face and pretended to do it on purpose. They thought it was humourouse but i felt like a right shit, and now my freinds kept saying "Hee Hee" to my face.

Damb
Am i ever gonna pull, im like that fourty year old virgin guy lol

[Status]

I agree with Jaz. One thin I've learned is that EVERYTHING I say or do is cool. Just because I said it.
I used to regret stuff, but now I regret nothing. Choads will always try to put the confident guy down, cos they dont't have the balls to be confident, so they find it easier to try to knock you down.

Also, Michael Jackson is a fucking legend.

[Tom]

I don't know whether to laugh or be scared

[Mantra]

That's such a weird way to tell a story lol. And to spell words .