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12-06-2012, 02:29 PM
Lessons learnt & awesome tings
So im currently bored at work and thought id write a short list of idiot/awesome experiences I have had with women Stupid things ive done 1. Took a work colleague to the Cinema for a date..tried to touch her up in the cinema and failed, afterwards tried to give her a hug like a stupid downy. Was the most awkward hug known to man 2. Travelling 2 hours for a shag only to be told that she is on 3. Naming all female phone contacts in the following format Name/Location/Age/talent example. Laura/Lpool/18/CockGobbler . I got a number for a girl ,she grabbed my phone to put her number in..seen my contact names.. walked off 4. Wrote a poem in bday card and got laughed at 5. Circum to demands in order to sleep with a girl ( she would only sleep with me if I bought a maccies ) 6. Payed for my exs holiday , she dumped me soon after..didnt get money back Awesome things ive done with girls Playing guitar hero while receiving a blowjob Cumming into a icelolly maker, adding water and vimto and making the girl lick my a vimto cum lollypop Tossed off in a restaurant Live webcam shows with a girl for cash on adultwork Watching top gear special . drinking tea and receiving a blow job for the duration Funny things girls have said to me Ive never had a one night stand I dont normally sleep with someone the first time i meet them Ive never done anal before ( clearly had... ) How many ppl have you slept with Its not piss! Take me out on a few dates and I might let you kiss me ( girl from pof , fat mess who sent me tons of naked pics of her ) Im not taking my bra off, im not wearing high heels Dont look at my pussy/flower/lovebox while we are having sex I dont do Bjs.... Please post yours! interested in reading Cheers     
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12-06-2012, 03:29 PM
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12-06-2012, 04:26 PM
Question: where does the toss go when ur tossed off in a rstaurant?
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12-06-2012, 04:56 PM
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12-06-2012, 05:31 PM
That was a great read!
I think we should post more of these. I will when I have some more time (it takes me AGES to bring up distant past memories).
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