Effective Breakup

[Maxemillion]

The countr game to pickup has to be breakup. Nver mentioned on pua info but there must be good and bad things to do. obv. situations dictate different behaviour. following points need advice on

>special meeting out of the blue OR breakup on a scheduled 'day out'
>breakup after sex or bfore?
>Breakup sex at a future time after breaking yes or no
>breakup anal? lol
>brkup at hers, at yours, in public
>a decent frame - say the relationship is going well and u'v not fallen out, how to justify breaking up AND leave her 'better than you found her'

??????????????? tough to do. got to 'be a man' 'grow some balls' lead the situation in a calm way and stay unreactive. tough

[HammerTime]

Breakup after sex??? Dude, ruthless. No, that'll make her feel like a worthless fuckbag. Always after, it's good cos she's angry/upset at you, which translates to dirty/hard sex.

Go round to her place, don't take her out because she WILL cause a scene. Don't bring her round to yours because then she'll be a challenge to get rid of.

It doesn't matter if you tell her straight, or round the houses - same effect, same response, so just get it over with.

Later that day/next day, once she's eaten away at herself wondering what she's done, she'll likely beg you back round to 'talk'.

BOOM. Breakup anal. I'm not shitting you, pun intended.

Or you can do the pussy-ass method. Breakup text, 1 line. Then turn off your phone for a couple of days.

On a serious note though, try make sure you're both friends afterwards. Stress the fact the friendship you have is really good and all that shit. That way when you see her around (likely) the meetings won't be awkward.

[ninjaelephant]

I took my ex to Amsterdam, I knew she would get jealous of all the hookers in windows

she did

I got really smashed, had a great time , we aruged a little..

Made her squirt all over her side of the bed and we went to sleep

the morning after on the way back i said its not working

[Jamm]

ha i posted a similar topic a couple of months ago when i wanted to break up with my g/f. Just meet her and tell her it's not working. Have your mind made up that you're breaking up, tell her your reasons, no sex.

It's your movie dude.

You'll feel a lot better/relieved when it's over.

[daleinthedark]

Maxx try to redresss the situation as it develops so that she is aware you are not in an exclusive relationship, or at least not "boyfriend & girlfriend" and it makes it easier.

• break up either do it over the phone or face to face.
• breaking up in public works well for me.
• make your list of reasons why its not working before rocking up
• be assertive, tell her it's hapenning regardless and why.
• make it quick like removing a plaster and get out of there
• if you know 1 of here friends, send them a text or something so they can check that they're ok

Originally Posted by HammerTime

Breakup anal

I'm yet to experience this however I don't see where the pun is? lol

[HammerTime]

Originally Posted by daleinthedark

I'm yet to experience this however I don't see where the pun is? lol

BOOM. Breakup anal. I'm not shitting you

There's the pun. OK, so not my best work.

You breakup in public? Suppose that's OK as long as your (ex) woman is not entirely mental. I've yet to meet one of these.

[daleinthedark]

Originally Posted by HammerTime

BOOM. Breakup anal. I'm not shitting you

There's the pun. OK, so not my best work.

You breakup in public? Suppose that's OK as long as your (ex) woman is not entirely mental. I've yet to meet one of these.

Haha seen! Sometimes I can be a proper retard!

I generally tend to stay away from entirely mental girls

however if she is slightly mental people see you as the better person when she kicks off

or if she is off her tits mental text her and then turn your phone off...