London - £1k for Love?
 

Hey,

Really simply, wondering if anyone'd be interested in helping me find love via PUArtistry (or other) in-person, for £1k the moment I enter a relationship with someone (not interested in Game, just romance). This someone not being some mythical Goddess that's out of anyone's league, but merely slim, gets on with me & has an attractive face (to me). Bonuses for being more introverted than extra, younger as opposed to older, etc.

I'm a slim, 26yo at East London with thin hair, a rough face & a devoid social life that's been so for years. I don't go clubbing, I don't go drinking & don't know how to make friends, let alone lovers (beyond them fancying me in the Education system when I had longer hair).

On the plus side, I dress well, make people smile/laugh with wit & am... not obese?

The main reason I'm asking here, is because I feel unattractive, yearn for romance, & have the irrational fear of "rejection" & "what do I say next?! awkward silence! Over-analyse everything!" in addition to the massive "stage fright" when just contemplating going up to someone that I want to impress (asking for directions is fine, though :pound:)

And just to make sure you know what you're dealing with, this is a picture of me: [url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/jwdpyp54fd9iq3o/IMG_20180416_114857.jpg?dl=0[/url]

So, anyone interested? Or something to suggest?