The mobile phone shop
 

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Trafford Centre. Spot a cute, curvy brunette (aged about 21-22. I'm 33) in [mobile phone shop] as I walk past. We'll call her BR7. Seeing as I've been interested in tablet PCs for a while, I don't even have to feign the interest in the ones they have on display.

BR7: Can I help you?
Tpr: (big smile as I realise it's her come to help me, not one of the geeks) Yes, actually, I've been thinking about getting a tablet PC for a while and I was wondering if you could show me some.
BR7: OK, well the one you're looking at there is quite a good one.
Tpr: I want one that I can actually use as a phone as well. You know, like a really big one. Like Trigger Happy TV. (again, big smile. Going cocky-funny).
BR7: Are you on the TV? You're not Trigger Happy TV are you? That's really funny.
Tpr: Haha! No, I'm not from Trigger Happy TV. Can you see any camera crews? Besides which, this is a face for radio.
BR7: You're on the radio?
Tpr: No, I'm.... oh never mind. It's just an expression.
BR7: So what do you do? [IOI-1]
Tpr: I'm a pilot.
BR7: Oh that's really cool! Who do you fly for?
Tpr: Just a private company! It's not very interesting. I should have told you I was a penguin keeper, that would have been more interesting.
BR7: (laughs) So you're interested in tablet PCs?
Tpr: Yes. Blah blah blah blah blah- Android- blah blah blah
BR7: Blah blah blah- nice screen- blah blah
Tpr: Do you have one?
BR7: Yes I do
Tpr: Which one?
BR7: This one (shows me a different one)
Tpr: I think I prefer that one I was looking at first.
BR7: Well we don't have any of those in stock at the moment- in fact, they're quite old so you might have trouble finding the one that you want.
Tpr: That's no problem, I'll just take a note of it and then look on eBay or something.

I get my phone out to take a picture of the label, rather than writing the model number down. I don't put my phone away.

Tpr: So the one that you've got, does that come with a contract and minutes and texts? Or is it just data?
BR7: Just data, I've got a seperate phone contract
Tpr: You should give me your number and we can go for a drink then (I hand her my phone)
BR7: Hehe! Yes, sure (types her number in). What's your name?
Tpr: Tinpusher. And you are?
BR7: Curvy Brunette 7.
Tpr: Well, Curvy Brunette 7, it's nice to meet you, I'll drop a text later :)

Couldn't really have gone any better, but it was just practice. I don't intend to go out with her- despite being nice and curvy and brunette (my usual type), her breasts were far too small. Really, for a girl her size (probably a 12-14), she'd have to be FF cup or larger for me to take a second glance.

Made me think though: mobile phone shops. Good places to practice.

FWIW, I looked like a bag of shit. Just got off a long flight, lost my iPod and hadn't shaved for days. Just imagine what could have been if I'd been in a better mood and didn't look like a tramp!!!!

I think you could have forgot about that whole conversation and just said
and left it at that with the same outcome
i bet she didnt even take in anything else you said

:)

I know plenty of people who do use that line who get nowhere!!!

When I was training, we used to play a game. We had to tell people that we did anything beginning with P, but not "Pilot". That's where I get the Penguin Keeper idea from!

"Double-F" tits on a size 12 girl in my opinion would be sloppy in my opinion. That's massive dude.

I'm into boobs. The bigger the better. My biggest so far has been 40K (although she was fat). Several J cups and I k-closed a girl last night who told me she was a HH.

Good Read! Also I think that fact you being a Pilot just added to it, If you said " I work in IT " you would of still got the close.