Cocksurfing
 

Okay, so I got my first couchsurfing fuck last night. I'm not going to use the word f-close anymore as it contains one more letter and a hyphen than the word fuck, and I am not a door to door sales man.

I picked up the Polish girl from the central station with my scooter. She is cute; a little curvy but quite sexy.

When I was giving her a ride back to mine, she had her hands right on my thighs with her red painted fingernails pointing towards my groin. It gave me quite a stiffy at the time.

Anyway, we dropped her bags off at mine and then went out to get her a map. I left her to her own devices for a while as I had a couple of private lessons to teach.

Later, when I met her again at my house, I had a bit of translation work to do on the computer, so I just told her I'd take her out later and left her messing about on her laptop.

Well... we went out that night to a couple of bars with my mate and his American couchsurfer, then we went for a dance at some disco bar that was having an Erasmus night.

We got back to mine late, both having had a bit to drink. My couchsurfer had been on the Sambucas. Sambuca is actually a town in Sicily and if you ask for a Sambuca here you get five times the amount that you get in the UK for half the price.

We had a shot of Ukrainian vodka each, courtesy of my last Russian couchsurfers who left me a bottle as a parting gift. I took her out onto the terrace for a cigarette and started snogging her and fingering her. Then, I led her to my room and shagged her. She was very well groomed down below and gave a wicked blowjob.

That was my first couchsurfer and my first Pole.... won't be my last of either though.

Checked my couchsurfing page today... it's full of requests from women wanting to come and stay with me... literally one after the other. My house is never empty. Abundance beyond belief!

This is the start of a couchsurfing boom, guys wanting to get laid across the UK are going to be signing up for couchsurfer now.

Cold approach PUA can't compete against this.

She is 13 years younger than me too. I'm quite used to that though. To be honest it doesn't even register with me at the time. And then after, I just think, "Cool!"

I dunno about saying it can't compete. You're not going to find a relationship in girls you see for just a few days before they go off somewhere else.

I don't see anything wrong with it for the folks that are looking for flings though. Sounds like a laugh to be fair. As you've said previously - I wouldn't suggest people get into it purely for getting laid though, some will be into it and some won't.

Some people have started relationships through this and loads do through Erasmus/orgasmus. You can always go and visit the people that you have hosted.

I'm fully booked up now for the next two months. I just got a long message from a smoking hot Croatian chick and at the end she said, "if you are wlcome to host me i think that would be great experience for me, and you :)"

I accepted. Sounds promising...

So are you on some big tourist location seen as you get all these chicks interested?
Im tempted to go surf some chicks couch in Japan when they sort all their crap out

Go now and help them out if you've got the spare time to. Volunteer groups will send you over for free and house you. Do a good thing and get a life experience you'll have a hard time getting again. You'll also be able to network while you're at it.

Also you'll be doing a good thing.