Sweet
 

I was feeling a bit bored so decided to have a wander into town to see if anything was about.

Had a two set walking towards me so thought i'd go in cold, to be honest they were a bit bigger than iwould usually go for but thought what the hell.

So i approached, had the perfect opener already in mind, got to about 5 ft from them and unleashed my opener.

" Hello suger"

" Hello Handsome" One replyed.

" Oh no not you, i said, the other lump"

Ok i'll get me coat.

Which town, and what happened next?

'Tis a joke my friend

Well damn, I feel more gullible than when I learnt that word didn't exist in a dictionary.