The txt game
 

So I have been developing my text game, I started txting a girl who flaked on me a while back and started firing out txts. Here is how its gone so far

Me: What time does the show start?
Her: I think you have the wrong [name]
Me: Oh right, this mean I have to change your name, Congradultions you are now Patrick Stewart
Her: haha, its sir patrick stewart to you peasant
Me: I always wanted to know, where do you park your space ship at night?
Her: up my ass
Me: Isnt that where the gypsies took maddie?
Her: Shes up my fanny
Me: haha!, your just pure filth, its terrible :P

No reply to that one, I should have said something a little more witty about her fanny. So I text today like

Me: Are you good at math?
Her: Funny joke
Me: Im watching rain man and I thought that maybe all retards are good at math, obviously I was mistaken :P, what you up to anyway
Her: Im a sofalimpet
Me: Yeah me to, you need to stop calling and sexually harrasing me though, your killing my chill out time
Her: Im sendin grendil round to kick you
Me: Is it a sexy one?
Her: No its all bad, anyway I need to go, my phone vibrating is getting me funny looks in the library
Me: Get it out your pants then...gawd!, Ill cya later, drop by the bar sometime and I will let you look at the shiney objects

So thats how its gone so far, getting some txt back and forth from a flake out.So im going to wait a little bit and then maybe txt back directly with sexual esculation like "Im horny, I want to round to fuck you" or something like that.