Sarging in Birmingham. Han style: SOLO

[Fitch]

hi all,

i couldn't even wait to post what happend but my head ache wouldn't allow it. as i said i am pretty new at this but i i have been gaining confidence reading all of you posts. especially snake eyes' 5 a day is very inspirational. THANKS!

all right i went out with a female colleague from work (has a boyfriend) told her to bring a couple of friends to party with. so she brings two guys who are 20 years older than me. no game. total fail. all right so we went out to a club. i was a pirate with a giant hat and fake hair. rolled up my sleves all the way so the ladies could see the goods

i tried a few situational openers which i thought were pretty funny:

to a mermaid "are you top half fish or bottom half?"
to a girl dressed as a mummy "are you the marshmallow man? be careful ghostbusters are over there!"
using the pirate costume i also threw out a few arrrrrr's

and a few more along those lines. didn't really lead anywhere but it felt good and i had a laugh. maybe they will come back but i currently cant remember. i was on the dancefloor and noticed a big boobed 7.5 looking at me. smiled back and turned away a little bit. she opened to me and asked if i go to the gym a lot. within minutes we were making out at which point she started rubbing me through my pants and told me to do the same. didnt seem to be enough though and she told me to go under her pantyhose. good times but felt a little awkward because people just had to see. her friends wanted to leave so i got her number (already texted - not a flake) she promised "we will shag next week". fine by me.

she was gone i was on my own again and headed to a different dancefloor. same thing happened think this one was also a 7.5 with a friend who must have been a 3. this is where solo sarging gets tricky. no one to defuse the bomb or jump on the grenade. was making out with her and then left because the club was closing. she said she wanted to come but she could't leave her friend. got her number as well and she texted while i was stll on the way home. also wants to meet asap.

lets see where this leads. wasn't bad for solo sarging i would say. birmingham is awesome i am 5/5 going out/getting some sort of close. only one FC so far the second time i saw her the next week.

cheers!

[Fitch]

ohh god, just added girl one on facebook. more of a 5.5 at the most. will not be persuing this one i guess. lets see the other one damn that alcohol...

[whistleblower]

Good work none the less! What bars/clubs did you go to in Birmingham?

[Fitch]

i seem to always end up at risa... fun place to go to and many different floors. its perfect if you need to go somewhere else to get a fresh start and motivate yourself... then again i havent been here long and i really dont know too many other places.