Being an asshole!

[Le(e) Large]

Last night, me, my cousin and a good friend of mine went to out. I decided, if I tend to not care about pulling anybody, women find me more attractive.

So we head out pretty late on, it was almost 11 by the time we got to town. We go into the first club (Acapulco) and head to the bar, we are quiet big drinkers so we order 6 short drinks each to start off the night. (75p a drink)

I get bored very easily and start randomly negging and being cocky funny with girls, which comes in handy because most of them not only love it but want to hang around us.
I feel like god.

After a few more rounds we are about to leave to go to Liquid, when i start flirting with a girl, I ask her group who the best photographer is, instantly she put her hand up, I said, "You don't look like a photographer, most people who aren't photogenic are though I suppose." Believe me this girl was stunning, I have a picture with her, she's hot.

We get talking to the group, and i realise a girl in the group (hb6?) has fancied me for a while so I get talking. Tell her to hang out with us because im awesome and much more fun than her friends, she agrees, only problem, she's 17, me being 19 I don't see that as a problem.

We head off to liquid, she can't get in because the stupid idiot didn't bring fake id. I go to the smoking area and try let her in, turns out someone else tried the same trick and she had already been kicked out, the bouncer tried kicking me out, I say I lent on the door (strictly this was true) and luckily some guys saw me make a stumble of it to make it look realistic and told the bouncer that I lent on the door it was an "honest" mistake. He lets me back in, this girl is going crazy, texting me every other minute and ringing me, I tell her its tough shit, she shouldn't have been a stupid dick and not brought ID, im staying in she can come fuck me tomorrow.

She agree's. Result, not only do I get her away from me, I get laid tomorrow too. (i'll tell you this now, I had been a complete asshole to her all night, basically ignoring what she wanted to do, ignoring what she's saying, making everything about me and my friends, basically a complete and utter twat, but for some reason if you can spark attraction with girls at first, this approach is so good, i've used it twice, and twice the success rate.)

Anyway, I ignore her texts and calls and head to the dancefloor, where I see this cute hb7, im no good with sizing but her and her friend where small people.

I walk over with a big smile on my face, put my arms over both their shoulders look at them both and say, "So girls, has willy wonker stopped recruiting this year?" The cute one loves it, the other one wasn't too happy but I gave her a playful compliment and she livened up to me. She tried doing something similar back to me but nothing worked for her, I was god last night so nothing could attack me verbally or physically. This happened all night, she would come and dance by the side of me even if she had guys crawling on her, I'd totally ignore her when guys weren't on her, and grind a bit when they started coming onto her, (what im an animal, I mark my territory)

We moved to a different club, guess who has followed us, cute girl (I should have K-closed and number closed, but by this point I was drunk in shambles, still functioning so its not really a valid excuse.) She dances with us, I tell her i'd dance with her but I don't want to have to bend down that far. She loves me I am sure. I go home, no number, no K-close. Unlucky me.

Wake up this morning, girl who said she was coming over did come over, I fucked her and sent her home. hopefully she will stop texting me and ringing me or im turning my phone off.

Overall, I don't think I had an unsuccessful approach, I was on fire, I'm not too positive but I am pretty sure a girl i've known a while was becoming slightly attracted, she followed me everywhere, did exactly as I asked her (although if she did get with this fit as hell girl when I was gone I want video or i'll be pissed.)

My view is, if you are an asshole, you are more successful with the women, I have been reading tucker max's new book (which is awesome by the way.) Thought I would give it a try but from my own angle. I like the way it works, so I may carry on using it.

Discuss and feedback please.

Lee

[The Comedian]

Sounds like an awesome night man, nice report. What is the book called?

[Le(e) Large]

assholes finish first