Damask's supermarket sweep

[Damask]

OK, so me and ace are out grocery shopping (hes my wing and neighbour to boot)
So he goes to buy me some fags, i go to the tills with his money
Hb 8 till assistant, with a henna tattoo on her hand
Now at this point, i was hardly thinking of pua and just started talking
‘where you beem on holiday then?’
‘me? Nowhere, why?’
‘the henna tattoo, my ex got one when she was in india, about as good as that’
‘oh my friend did it, its alright, but she wrote rude words up my arms as well’ (showing me)
I ask her how long shes working there, she says two months, i show outrage and said how i was rejected two months ago, blaming her for my joblessness.

At this point, shes leaning to me a little as we talk, and the shops empty and silent, she’s stopped doing her job of beeping the shopping through, and is telling me how her friends immature, and we talk about henna for a while.
At this point, the pua in me kicked in, i was getting ioi’s.
I left the convo to see of she initiates. She did
‘where did you say you went college?’
‘rutland, up the road, you?’
She got embarrassed and admitted to oakham school, a private school in town where she was studying six form. I brush it off, showing higher value by not mocking or insulting. She then carries on.
At this point ace walks over and realises im gaming her, so step back, i introduce him, he says hey and asks if itll take long, she realises shes not scanning again. The guy had reinitiated the time constraint, i love that dude.
So i leave it a bit then ask if she knows any good places me and ace can hit in oakham, she says no and about how shes going Stamford on Friday, i turn to asa saying ‘stamfords not normally great’, she replies with where shes going etc and how good it is. I say i might check it out, and get her number, so we might meet up.
And that boys, was a number close in 10 minutes.
Oh, also a guilty bonus, i distracted her so much, that as we drove off, i realised we hadn’t paid

[legend]

Originally Posted by Damask

Oh, also a guilty bonus, i distracted her so much, that as we drove off, i realised we hadn’t paid

If you want to talk about DHV I suggest you go and show her some more DHV and pay...girls love honesty and she'll be blown away. You only showing DLV if she has realised you havent paid and you never come back...!!

Nice FR though!

[Mann]

Good FR but yeh she might think you were chatting her up as a trick to avoid paying and it could cause issues when you meet next.

On a side note if i'm ever penniless, it's good to know any PUA skills I learn can get me free food! Just kiddin

[Damask]

no seriously, i felt a bit bad about it, but she printed the reciept off, and thats what the number was written on, so im not sure how to take that bit, imma text her either tomorrow or thursday and if she brings it up, tell her it was an honest mistake etc, i've never been a theif, but it wasnt my shopping,and ace didnt fancy going and paying the money, idk, its a predicament cos by the time we'd noticed, it seamed too late, and as far as the co-op is concerned, we payed.
hey, maybe it was an extremely heavy ioi