last couple of weeks
 

Firstly, sorry i've not been on for a while, been busy, unfortunately with work!

Just wanted to go over a few things:

1. Went out a few weeks ago, met up with a girl i used to know ( who incidentally is a stripper), shes been cockteasing for years while i was AFC. Suddenly, using just a few things picked up from here and a few books(cheers for that guys), she's back at mine, and f-closed. Result.

2. Suffering from a bout of overconfidence from the above, i number closed a girl on friday night (should really of K-closed but i'm a bit too much of a pussy). However, at this stage, i was a bit pissed(oops), and i fairly instantly sent her a pissed up text on leaving(double oops), and her mate ended up replying(bonus, 2 numbers) but since i was cunted, i can't really remember anything. I know that pissed sarging is not recommended, but when you do, does anyone have any suggestions as to any funny texts to get them back on board?

cheers,

Dog

The perfect mix - the only ones who've truly seen it ... watch it fly past on the way to cunted :)