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21-03-2010, 10:55 AM
Got myself an F-Close last night, although i had the feeling it wasnt going to come to fruition.
I had previously K-Closed this girl before and seen her a couple of times. Was strange as she was really drunk and in one hell of a mood... and a couple of times i nearly gave up because i couldnt be arsed putting up with her, loads of choadey guys were interfereing, so i ended up leaving her ofr a bit, and she eventually shrugged them off and came back to me... the way home from the club was tragic... took a lifetime to get back to mine, inbetween drunken chats with strangers outside in town.... taking shoes off and complaining about hurting feet and then queueing up for a kebab, which she didnt actually at in the end... was starting to think it wasnt worth it. But then in the kebab shop, she grabbed my hand and said she had a surprise for me... i asked what it was... then in the crowded kebab shop, she shoved my hand down her knickers and told me she'd had a trim just for me... Got myself a fresh landing strip, so took her back to mine, and went to work on that for a good half hour... then went upstairs, got kit off and had a good session... by this time it was 4am, and the alcohol had completely worn off... so was a good performance allround! i think it was worth putting up with, as it seems to have sped-up my hangover recovery this morning.... any of you guys get that?! Fun times with Captain Picard     
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21-03-2010, 09:47 PM
good work on transforming a seemingly mental off-the-rails girl into a fuckable up-for-it one!
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I can lose the following day to total unproductivity as it's spent being docile after a very late night out followed by not much actual sleeping followed by leaving their place, or escorting them out of my place, at 11 AM / noon / 1 PM -ish. So, hey, it sped up your HANGOVER recovery as you're now feeling pretty good about getting some minge, but have u not also collapsed ASLEEP in the afternoon...? Quote:
but I'm not one to talk about that... ....from avoiding being a big spender, I even enjoy talking to my pals about "Return on Investment" as in calculating "max ROI for minimum investment" ...night buses serve a (cheap) purpose! albeit if crap, indirect route and takes ages...
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22-03-2010, 11:14 AM
cheers lad!
yeah we did get a taxi to mine, except, where i live, theres only one taxi rank with a massive queue... and when you tag on all the general faffing a girl does walking from the club to the taxi rank, taking her shoes off, demanding a piggy back... then wanting food.... its an arduous drawn-out affair... lol either way, job was done! and i cured my hangover with a good long session of Modern Warfare 2 on PS3. Textbook! Pic.
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