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Default Trip Report - 15-05-2022, 10:09 PM

Today, I took 1.5g of Penis Envy mushrooms (one of the most potent strains alongside Albino Penis Envy), using the lemon tek method. All I can say is wow.

The plan was to take the dose and then go for an outside trip. I wanted to spend some time over at Belfast's Titanic quarter.

The plan didn't go according to plan.

I left my building 10 minutes after drinking the dose and set off toward the city center. I was already starting to feel sensations on the Dublin Road, just 5 minutes later. By the time I got halfway down the road, it was coming on hard. I sat down outside a bar to decide what I should do, I knew I should go home but I thought "let's fight through it"

By the time I made it to the end of the road, just past Wetherspoons (about one minute from my last stop), I came to the realization that being in public was not a good place for me to be. I turned right but I really didn't know whether I was coming or going. I was a bit disoriented, just trying to hold it together. There are loads of people around me. Should I sit down and just pretend I'm a guy chilling? Let's try that. Took out my phone to make it look like I'm doing something. My coordination is all over the place and I can't see the screen. Fuck it, let's move. I know people were looking at me like WTF is happening with this guy.

I look towards the city center. What am I doing? Where am I going? I decided to go home, and this was a trip in itself.

I didn't want to go back the way I came, I wanted to go the way with the least amount of activity. Difficult in a city, but I made my choice to head in the direction of Donegall Pass, which would leave me close to my street. By the time I got to this road, the world around me was really warping. I felt like everyone driving past was looking at me and knew I was tripping. Walking down Donegall Pass was longer than it would have been under normal circumstances. In these circumstances, it felt like it would never end. Just a few more corners to go.

Walking up my street trying to act normal, when everything looked fake, was a mission. I walk past the doorman of Laverys. He knows my face well and has seen me many times. I say hello as I'm passing and he says something similar back, but I can't hear him. Sounds are all over the place. I'm confident he knows I was on something. By the time I got to my building, I was in a completely different world. The best way to describe it is that it was dreamlike. As if I was trying to make my way home in a dream. Everything's there that should be there, but it's abnormal, and somewhat muffled (like in a dream). And also, it feels like all eyes are on you, as it would be in a dream. That's very important to note here.

It's hilarious, now, thinking about how getting back to my home was the only thing that mattered in the world, but when I got through my door the fucking relief was immense.

It's tricky making your way around and trying to look normal when buildings are breathing and roads look like a Scalextric, but I managed to safely make it across all roads leading to my building. When I got into the building and walked up the stairs. You know the part in Willy Wonka where they walk up the corridor and either everything gets smaller, or they get bigger? That's how I describe it. Even after one flight of stairs, I didn't know if it was the first flight or if I had walked all the way to the top floor. My perception of time and space seemed to be jumping around at this point and I just had to hope I could make it to my destination. When I believed I was on my floor I went down the hallway towards my door whilst reaching into my pocket for my keys. Where were they? There were coins in my pocket too and it felt like my keys had got lost in this pile of change. I kept feeling around. I'm so close. My door is right in front of me. One last hurdle. Found the keys and managed to get in. Touchdown.

Getting home was such a relief. I laughed out loud at how traumatic yet tragically amusing what I'd just been through had been, and now I could let go and enjoy myself. As for the Willy Wonka room distortion I alluded to from the hallway, that's how everything around me was for the next two hours. It was hilarious walking around my apartment and feeling like I was literally too big for the room. Then I couldn't decide if I was too big for the room or if I was tiny and everything else was too big for me. Size distortion. Like, the desk looks tiny but the computer monitor is the size of a car. I'm walking down the hallway and the floor is right up under my nose and the walls are closing in on me. One part of the sofa was overgrown yet the other one was tiny. I'm sitting on my bed and feel like I've been shrunken to about a foot tall. I lift my phone and it is absolutely enormous. Shit like that. It was really, really funny floating around in this familiar but comically distorted world. Again, all very dreamlike.

I had trippy psychedelic music on and earphones in. On my first macro I did the typical curl up in the fetal position. But this time I enjoyed being on my feet. My balance was all over the place and I was bouncing off the walls but everything was good. I was giggling at how fucked I was and allowing myself to sail. For the most part, I was aware of where I was and loved it, but at the peak felt like I was also in a totally different place at the same time. I lose concept of reality. It was so heavy and wavy that I feel like at times I was experiencing both conscious reality and unconsciousness at the same time. Like I know I'm in my bedroom but if want to I can let myself disappear to another place. I dunno if I'm explaining it right but let's just say I was on another planet. There were most definitely gargoyles or jokers in my vision for part of it. On a powerful mushroom trip, you can see layers of reality, and one of those layers for a while was jokers or gargoyles scrolling down my screen.

It's really hard to describe some of it, but another key thing was everything you look at having visual trails, like it's going in slow motion, which is really cool. This is how you know you're in balls deep. I was really far gone and had the biggest smile on my face during it.

All in all, the main event was between 3 and 4 hours. I'm certain that using the lemon tek method is why it hit me so hard. I guess I may try the same quantity using a less intense method next time. Perhaps in tea. So I can compare.

I really enjoyed this trip. Even if it did start off a bit hectic.

Kowalski. When was the last time you tripped?

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Default 19-06-2022, 12:08 AM

I officially became a book reviewer this week on a well established online platform that connects authors with readers and reviewers.

Book reviewers get free access to upcoming releases on the agreement that you read the book and provide a review before the publication date.

You don't get paid for it, I'm doing this as an investment in my career in the writing and editing world. Although you can receive tips from authors and other reviewers, etc.

Did I mention you get free access to books that haven't been released yet? Plus you get to choose which titles and genres you want to read. It's not like you're just assigned any old shit you're not interested in.

Pretty cool.

Already started reading my first book and even after one chapter I want to keep reading. Dude runs over a woman and drives off, and I expect spooky or weird shit to happen.

Yes, I know, perhaps not the most original opening scene. But you know what they say about books, and judging, and covers.

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Default 28-06-2022, 04:34 PM

I partake regularly. Though it's been a few months since I took a hefty dose. Recently I've been chewing up a .5 dose once or twice a week depending on when it fits in.

Thats a pretty hefty dose to be wandering through the city centre, man. Around 1g is about where I'd go up to if I'm gonna be out and around people who have no idea and or strangers going about there lives. A lot depends on your body wieght, what else is in your stomach, how tired you are and of course your mood but I wouldn't be planning to take that much and wander about a British city centre, on my own, during the day. Maybe I'd take it and a couple of hours in after I settle in to the experience might go for a walk in that kind of situation but definitely not whilst coming up.

There's no good reason to be near a Wetherspoons on shrooms.

As you know I'm a believer that psychedelics change people permanently and usually for the better. So, in my worldview it's a great thing that you opened up to it. Purely anecdotaly I think they've done wonderful things for me and continue to do so. Maybe I am just getting older and wiser and society as a whole is making better decisions but I sure feel like in my case I wouldn't have made some of the best and boldest decisions of my life if not for psychedelics ... meanwhile I've made a lot fo bad decisions and I don't level the responsiblity of any of them at shrooms, so it's a totally biased assesment.

Keep utilising them. I think first off you kind of have to have a few experiences at different doses to know what that's even gonna be like and then you'll just know when and how much to use and other times you will completely forget you even have any in the house.

And maybe get a grow kit. They are idiot proof, pretty much grows by itself and costs less and the product is not processed in any way you don't have to trust whoever is processing chocolate or powder in pill casings etc.



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Default Yesterday, 03:02 PM

Yeah, I soon realised my huge underestimation. Thinking back, I was too worried about what people thought. I mean, I don't actually give a fuck if someone knew I was tripping, but I also don't want to end up on the 'took too much' Reddit.

That particular dose was taken on at least a 14-hour empty stomach, so it hit like a ton of bricks. I've since taken 3g using the same lime tek method and it's almost too strong. About an hour and a half in the come-up was so strong I puked. I'm aware this is common with mushrooms but given that it seems to happen to me every time, my next trip dose will be done by completely straining the mushrooms through a cheesecloth rather than consuming them. Either by making mushroom tea or doing lemon tek, but straining after the soaking. Of course, I'll do both, eventually.

I already feel the positive effects and I only started with micro-dosing in April. For one, I haven't drunk alcohol in 7 weeks. I have a massive problem with alcohol in that I can't do moderation and can't control it once I've started. For instance, at the start of May, I decided to have a few cans on a Thursday evening, and I drank until Sunday. This was followed by a killer hangover lasting to the next Thursday.

Having lost a full week with little more to show for it than pain and destruction, I immediately prescribed a self-imposed rehab of 3 months no alcohol. In all likelihood, I'll do even more than that. It's not like I'm going to be grabbing a beer to celebrate, but this is just the initial phase I want to tick off first.

I'm enjoying the clear-headedness, and not regularly going through the misery of alcohol withdrawal.

I'm more creative and productive thanks to mushrooms, and I credit them with enabling me to make this better life choice of ditching the drink. An idea for a novel even popped into my head one night when I was trying to sleep and I started taking outline notes there and then.

I'm amazed at the way you can be sent to another universe on a beautiful trip, and then when I come down from it I feel great in the afterglow. I know they don't compare, but if I took what would be required for an on-par hit from Ecstacy, I would suffer from extreme amphetamine-induced psychosis. Yet with mushrooms you feel amazing, reflecting on the previous few hours. I actually cooked dinner an hour after the trip reported above. Amazing.

I was looking at some of these easy-to-use, DIY grow kits and they do look awesome, and yes, cheap.

I've never been more excited about the future 🍄

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