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27-05-2011, 01:46 PM
Ten Days of Rebus
Thursday - Size 8 HBHottie early evening date, then out sarging in Piccadilly, got two #-closes Friday - sex session with my ex-gf after a night out together; the ex-gf was converted last month into a friend with benefits Saturday - family dinner, also invited out to sarge at night but couldn't make it due to Urgent Stuff To Do Sunday - Urgent Stuff To Do Monday - sex session with a new fuck buddy. Met her in a club just over a week before, but couldn't SNL her - although she claimed she wanted to - because she had Urgent Stuff To Do The Early Next Morning. So, just before we met late on Monday night outside a tube station, in my sober mindset I was calculating whether I was happy about spending nine quid in a pub on a round of drinks before we fucked... is it necessary? But it is, like, polite? Because, you know, that's a sociable normal human thing to do rather than Hello, get on tube, back to my flat, have a drink then fuck. You see, we had only spent twenty minutes together prior to that (when we first met). Hmm... hmmmm. New fuck buddy solves problem immediately by producing a bottle of wine from her bag. Result. Loving her enthusasim for the task. Get on tube together. Turns out she is a real go-er. She has confidence issues, I help restore her confidence via fucking her brains out and being complimentary. I truly am a Saint. Tuesday - HBHottie invited me out for a Day 3, couldn't make it as family dinner, so will reschedule with HBHottie next week. Meanwhile, yesterday's fuck buddy is texting and wants to meet up soon for another session. Wednesday - friend with benefits wanted to see me, cinema. That new "Pirates of the..." film is shit, but she subversively strokes my cock in cinema, which is better than popcorn. Was unsure if she was 100% on same page with me about what we were up to and she had some questions too, so before the cinema I had explained my thoughts, including:
Thursday - hottest bird from last Thursday's Piccadilly sarge, dubbed HB9 in the field report. She has quite a bit of sexy talk. Easy vibe, kino. Then it turns out she is an older MILF! I already was aligned with the "-ILF" part, but the "M-" (Mother) part is news to me! Am I OK with this? I have never fucked a mother before. As we sit together, I had originally viewed HB9 as relationship material, but in light of the "M-" (Mother) part has now been downgraded. As we sit together, a field report from this forum springs to my mind: about a young child arriving in his mother's bedroom in the morning while his mother was lying in bed in arms of her lover. Hmm, don't like that, don't like that... HB9 "what are you thinking?"/ Rebus "nothing! just.. reading this flyer. Look at this, blah, blah...". Later, HB9: "what are you thinking?" Hmm. Hmm. So I started kissing her (I'd deliberately been withholding proper kisses from her in order to rack up the sexual tension whilst giving her seductive held eye contact and lots of kino, but she was freaking out with all the "what are you thinking?", so I had to act). French kissing, groped her awesome body. Fantastic figure. These underwired bra tits seem to be double D. Slim, tiny waist. If you shag the mother, who looks after the children? How the hell does any of this work? I def don't want to be at her house when fucking her. Come to mine and get a babysitter. This is an unresolved mind-fuck. Friday - sex session friend with benefits (scheduled -- she's texted me clearly about sex), we are first meeting up for some drinks, and will have an awesome time together Saturday - meeting London crew, we're hanging out first, take-away food, beers and watching the CL final match on TV, having a laugh. Then we're hitting the town to sarge. We will be in high energy mood! Watch out London women!   - Rebus     
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27-05-2011, 02:00 PM
I like, sounds like a chapter out of my life.
So when one of these girls asks you ' are you fucking anyone else' ' when did you last have sex' do you lie, tell the truth 'erm yesterday' do you avoid like a politician? I tend to just lie or divert the question
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27-05-2011, 02:13 PM
I told Monday's fuck buddy that I'd last had sex three days ago, as a jokey(but honest) riposte to her saying she'd last had it three months ago.
If subject comes up with Miss Friends With Benefits, I plan to be mysterious and say Let's not talk about that.... lets enjoy the time we have together. (I don't want to hurt her inadvertently) If subject comes up with others, I divert the question.
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27-05-2011, 02:41 PM
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27-05-2011, 03:58 PM
Ive been cracking onto this milf aswell today , Ive slept with 2 women before who had kids, it can be awkward sometimes, (kids coming into room the next day) shit like that, but if you can blank it out, them milfs make pretty good fuck buddies.
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27-05-2011, 04:38 PM
haha love it
cheryl cole lookalike i was nailing her one morning and her 6 year old burst in with me ontop. later the kid asked her why i was ontop of her and what was i doing...
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