PUA Forums - The UK's Leading Pick-up Artist Forum - Custard: I Dont Thank Kowalski Enough...

Seriously, ever since he said he asked someone if they liked custard as an opener... its been absolute Gold... as golden as the delicious ambrosia itself!

General Summary of NYE: K-Close and #-Close on HB8. and the best part of all, was right infront of my bitch of an Ex-GF. And in the process i destroyed a user-HB9 whos an absolute bitch! Great results allround! :)

I initially was only demonstrating an opener to a friend, and i was saying about how i obey the 3-second law of approaching. He challenged me and said.. 'ok, them there, do it'... with no-hesitation i immediately approached with...

"quickly help us settle this debate... Custard... is it best Hot or Cold???"

Immediately the two HB8s gave opposite answers, so me and my friend, sided with either one, negging the other about their custard tastes and it struck up a great 4 way mini-debate, ice was broken!

I developed mine further after by instantly getting kino, i grabbed her hand, and when she squezed it back, i immediately negged.. 'hey, stop grabbing me, your so possesive' etc etc... it went down well!

I then escalated further and did my 5 stages of kino, whilst she started asking me about my self. Hands, Arm, Waist, then Neck... after about 15mins i got a breif K-close.. wouldnt call it a full-snog, but a cheeky kiss on the lips. I then secured my #close, as i immediately identified her as a day2 candidate! I whacked out my phone and said 'actually, you can give me your number now if you want then il call you about that drink your taking me for...' the confidence was there, she said 'if your lucky' putting her number in my fone, i immediately replied 'how did you know that... i am feeling very lucky tbh'

that was that....

In the meantime, caught the gaze of my absolute evil ex-gf... cheating bitch from a couple of years ago, who saw me sarging these two girls. And i could tell it was driving her mad, so i just stood there, smiling, and by that time was radiating a core-confidence like no other!

This must have showed, as during the intermission between hooking back up with my K-close a girl grabbed me and begged me to dance with her... now as dancings not my strong-point i said to her 'oh to be honest, im a professional, and i usually charge for dance lessons by the minute'... she laughed about it, and i said i had to go see a friend, talk to her later etc etc... she was about a 6 and tbh im not that into dancing anyways, esp after having closed an 8.

Another time in the intermission... this girl, Jess her name.. havent seen her in ages, shes really hot, but she really knows it, and she sa big user... lets guys chat her up, for free drinks, then walks off.. never gives anything back...

she approached me, while i was with my mate and said 'rumour is... your getting me a drink' i replied ...'aaah cool, you're getting a round in jess? cool, il get the next one in after'.... Now, if she was a genuine girl, and genuinely wanted a drink, then why wudnt she do a round?? lol... she always uses blokes like this... she had another 8/9 mate with her, so i turned to her and said 'whats your name? 'jordan' 'jordan, i would love to buy you a drink!'.... this painted a fantastic look on jess' face, who i could tell was furious that her mate was getting the attention that she herself wanted....
....anyways, long story short, she hung around us, and there was no way i was buying either of them a drink seriously... i dont beleive in paying for HBs.... and after about 5 mins of banter, she said '(Picard).. look at you in your suit... you dont need to play so hard to get!' then walked off in a bit of a huff... probably expecting me to chase her down!

anyways... after midnight, back to my K-close and her m8 and their guy friend!... i saw the trio and thought, im going to show this group im fearless... went in and stuck up another conversation, it was a routine about a friend getting married, only a short one 'how can i convinvce my friend the girl he's marrying isnt right for him'.... their three faces lit up, and i really focused the attention on the guy rather than the girls, and bigged up his answer, saying to the girls... 'see this lad here, hes a keeper, you can learn a lot from him' etc etc... i was surely becoming a hit with their group. My K-close went inside.. and i waited with the guy and the other girl (who i think he was trying to hit on)... the female friend told me, that i shud go talk to her some more, and i could see her inside smiling at us (me). Anyways, i said as she came back through the glass doors to us.. 'hey, look your friends and i saw you, making indecent gestrues through the window then' ... with a smile... her friends immediately joined in the banter... was fantastic.

The next final thing i did before my full K-Close, was help i got form my m8s gf. who i started talking to (HB9) infront of her, and introduced the two of them ... the goal of which was to show her i get on with both men and women... worked out well, as i was able to leave them two together while i walked ot the gents. When i got back, my mate had joined in their discussion, and my m8s gf told me that the K-Close was well into me and she put some pretty good words in she told me that she said "i never see (picard) talk to girls so much... he must really like you" - and tbh im thankful for that, really gave me good credibility, because coming form the opposite sex, it carries more weight i beleive...

anyways its getting to about 2am now and after another drink (mutually bought) and a shit load more kino, i properly K-closed her, then playfully negged her saying 'i still need to think whether im goign to accept your date offer you know'... she laughed about that playfully, but showed clear intent she was up for it...

...and the final and best part was the full K-close occured right in the line of sight of my predatory bitch of an ex-gf, who i could tell was hating it... she then walked off, then slipped on some spilt drink and fell over... couldnt be anymore perfect tbh!!!

I love the game!
And i love the Custard (Thanks Kowalski)

Happy New Years!

Picard.