Moments of an Aspiring Maestro

[MaestroManc]

17/05/2013

Summary:

From what I can remember, 13 approaches.
3 number closes.
3 kiss closes.

Started off the night in a really really good mood. And it didn't take long to get in state. Met some really cool guy in the smoking area of trof and was just having general chit chat with him (he'd had a threesome which involved an FHM model - awesome - agreed to go for drinks and wing sometime soon). Thought it was time to warm up with the ladies and started doing mini-openers to warm up (i.e. not intending to extend the interaction). Some girl in the street was trying to convince us to go to some club with flyers so I just picked her up and spun her round - she was giggling like 'wtf?!' I just laughed and walked off. In the next bar I went up to a girl and told her to tell me what drink I should buy next - she responded well, smiling and started erming - so I said, 'God, you're not very decisive are you, I haven't got all day' she giggled and playfully punched me - she went for JD in coke - I said thankyou, kissed her on the cheek and turned to the bar.

Opened the girl next to me at the bar, my arm was resting against hers and she didn't move her arm so I could sense it'd be a good response. Her mate behind her was barking the orders about what drinks to buy. I thought I'd tease her, so I said 'bloody hell, you can tell who wears the trousers in your relationship.' Once again, general good response, giggling, 'shutup you, its my round!'

Went towards the dancefloor with friends. They don't read game, but they've got balls - good set of lads. Saw a HB 8, with 2 other friends, the bar's walls were made out of like brick and they were dancing in what literally looked like an alleyway. FIRST BLOW OUT OF THE NIGHT COMING UUUUP! Hahaha. I went up to her and said 'do you usually spend a lot of time in alleyways?'. Her face was not impressed. BUT, what I did do well, was win her back around - I didn't let the negative reaction affect my state. She just kept like saying 'no chance mate.' So I said, 'okay, if you're gonna be so negative, what exactly did I say that offended you?' *BIG CHEEKY SMILE* Kino with my hand on her hip. She said 'never ever, mention anything about an alley way in a conversation to a girl'. It was just playful at this point, but her guard was well and truly up, my mate pulled me away and said she wasn't worth it.

Turned around saw two HB 9's my friend looked over and said 'fuck it' he went to one, my other mate went to the other. I could see that my other friend was struggling. So I joined in. I just started bantering her, her heels were ridiculously high - so I said 'can you do me a favour and take your heels off, being that tall is just unnecessary.' She giggled and to my absolute amazement she took her heels off and we carried on talking with her shoes off. At this point my friend could see she was hooked and left me to her (I had intended to help him, but we just hit it off). She said that I smelt like her ex-boyfriend. I don't have a clue why I said this, but I've seen some RSD stuff and I'm trying to let go a bit and not filter what I say. So I said, 'I reckon that's probably a bad thing, I bet he used to beat you and shit.' Once again, don't have a clue why I said this, but she giggled. My mate had bailed on her other friend. So I said, 'look its a lads night, and obviously I'm not going to leave them for you, so put your number in there.' She looked shocked and playfully said 'I've currently got a boyfriend now y'know?' So I said 'and?' She was stalling and smiling so I said 'look I haven't got time for this.' I pointed at my cheek - she kissed it - I left. Probably the fittest girl I've approached in the last 2 years. No joke. And the interaction wasn't half bad and I reckon if I had the time I could have broken through her shit tests.

Get to black dog, it is absolutely DEAD. We're all high state. We go to the empty dance floor and start throwing some shapes. What I noticed was that girls started dancing near us because we just didn't give a fuck - very high energy dancing. Before I knew it, we'd all opened girls around us. Ended up with this girl with a backpack, lots of kino, decent chat, get to the smoking area, find out she has a boyfriend. I thought good opportunity to experiment with some BFDs (I never intend to break up a relationship I just wanted to see if they did work because I've never really used them) - so I said 'let me guess, tall dark and handsome, 8 pack, loads of charisma - just the all round guy.' She was like, 'HA. Definitely not.' Started discussing how needy he is, so I said 'you do realise the only reason why he is like that is because he's in love with you and he's scared of losing you. He knows he is lucky to have you as a girlfriend and almost feels as if he's unworthy, that he shouldn't be entitled to be your boyfriend - that's why he's hanging on so tight' Puppy dog eyes came out at this point. So I guess they do work.

Lead her to the bar. Friends come over and say something - their whole group is going to another club - so she leaves. Didn't number close because once again, have no intention of dating this girl as I don't want to destroy relationships.

Both of my friends are occupied with girls so I don't have a station to return to. See 2 girls sat down at a table looking bored as fuck. Walk over pull up a chair and start teasing them. 'WOW, the parties clearly going down over here, are you two on drugs or something, I think you need to calm down.' HB 6's - respond well laughing - introductions. Find out a bit about them. End up arm wrestling both of them. They both commented on my arms. They are with a friend HB 9 who is at the bar. I take my preferred HB 6 out to the smoking area. We have a lot of chemistry and she's laughing at everything I say. Commented on what she was wearing - leopard print - 'are you a bit feisty then - I don't see many girls wearing leopard print these days you must be a bit wild.' She explained that she had to get changed because she dropped pasta all over her. I responded 'WOW, I definitely chose the right girl. So so classy. You're literally like the queen. I'm sure she loves dropping pasta all down her cleavage too. Quality.' She's in hysterics. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND TOO. More BF destroyers similar to above. Find out she's in a 4 year relationship. I bring up sex. She hesitates, looks away, and says 'yeah its good.' I said 'you are definitely the WORST liar I've ever seen in my life.' Once again, she's loving it. I like this girl, she's got really good banter - she wants to get me in with her friend HB 9. Hot bird 9 is with some really tall guy with a hitler tash - I see my HB 6 go over and start talking about me - I'm at the bar - I pretend I'm not aware - she's looking over. I go back over to HB 6 with a drink. HB 9 leaves hitler and stumbles over. She's smashed. You can tell this girl is very VERY up herself. The first thing she says is buy me a drink, I motion her to come closer with my hand, she does, I kino her, hand up on her neck, and say firmly into her ear 'I don't buy girls drinks.' She looks me up and down like a piece of shit. I lean in to the two HB 6's who I'd befriended and said, 'Is she always like this? She's actually embarrassing.' HB 9 has shock all over her face, her mouth actually opens - but I can tell it got a reaction. She keeps looking over. I was expecting her to come and re-open me but she didn't. I need advice here, what should I have done - in terms of push pull I think my next move should have been me approaching her with a compliment - I didn't do enough to get her away from Hitler - needed to take more control.

The other kiss closes were really easy - I could tell they were into me before I even opened them - one was with a girl in the smoking area - I was having banter with these girls and decided to experiment with lowering my filter. Examples, *SERIOUS FACE, SERIOUS TONE*, 'So which one of you two gives the best blowjobs?' 'Usually my schedule is quite busy, but I am in fact available for a threesome tonight.' Standard YOU CANT SAY THAT responses and giggling.

Girl who I was trying it on with (HB7) put up the 'you're a player, I'm not going to sleep with you speech.' I responded by cuddling her and giving her little kisses on her ear going, 'naaaaaaaaaaaaaw, you're so cute and shy, we're both adults y'know, stop being so bashful.' This worked well.

Her mates walked away to leave and she actually said I'll follow in a minute and looked up at me expectantly. I triangled her, started kissing passionately. Took her number. Tried the take me back route - the 'who said anything about sex line' didn't work. She got a call. I started biting her ear. She pushed me away and walked off to leave. She's texted me today though - so future prospect there.

The other girl, HB7 - really quite funny actually - she was turning away from the bar. And mistakenly I think I'd just walked into this guy's line of path as he was about to approach. I looked to the right and he looked confused. I said 'do you know this girl?' He said 'No.' I turned to her and said 'Hi what's your name?' STEAAAAAAAAAAAL! Hahaha.

Isolated her. Kissing within 5 minutes. Despite resistance. Went for her neck when she pulled out. She then started kissing me properly. Logistics - Lived in Bolton. NOT A CHANCE. Said I'd catch her later on. Number close. Texting today.

The other kiss close. Girl was very drunk. Little was said, she was all over me. I've started doing this in the intro stage 'I'm spanish, so we're gonna do the greeting my way' I cup their face with my hands and kiss both cheeks, before I could move from her left cheek to her right she had her tongue down my throat. She was in mental mode though - generally not making much sense, bouncing around the bar like a pin ball. I couldn't be arsed with her unpredictability.

Got some HB 8's number after a 5 minute interaction. She was wearing a leather skirt so I said 'you don't see many girls wearing leather skirts these days, but you've definitely got the bum to pull it off.' For some reason I left her to go explore. FB stalked her today. She's gorgeous! WTF was I doing. I've got a text off her on my phone saying 'Hope the girl you take back home with you is worth it.' I said, 'That girl should have been you.' She responded 'There's always next time .' Gonna arrange a date today for sometime after my exams - been texting today too.

Last thing I remember worthy of mentioning was an interaction with another HB 8 managed to isolate her from her friends - got her to the bar - she was generally quite reserved - offered to buy her a drink - SCHOOL BOY ERROR - as it went down hill from there. I was negging her and stuff - she ordered a gin and tonic so I said 'you definitely don't look classy enough for a gin and tonic.' I said lets go and sit down after I bought her the drink and she was like 'No I don't just go off with boys.' And she was so RESERVED, and really wasn't giving me much to play with, so I said 'suit yourself.' and walked off.

I think earlier approaches went a lot better, then again I did get one kiss close virtually at the end of the night - granted rapport had been built over a long period. I think game definitely comes across a lot better in the tipsy stages. I think its harder to make an impact when you're drunk. I'm not one of those guys who gets SMASHED. I can still function. But I think you're a lot smoother after only a few drinks.


Any comments, criticism and/or advice are greatly encouraged.

Gracias!

Maestro.