Fab night with Maxemillion

[Jamm]

It's 2am and i'm just in from a night with my boy max. Some intersting things happened tonight, things that haven't happened before so i thought i'd write about them.

So we go out to our standard bar for the night and i 'open' two girls as soon as i walk in and then meet max. Good start to the night as it's 'on' from the word go. We then prowl the bar have a laugh and chat to a load of ppl. It's some girls hen-party or something and they want to know how big are dicks are lol. Get a few squeezes on my arse from some fat birds lol.

So, on to the intersting stuff. We go into the second bar and i approach a girl who immediatly points to the bloke at the bar to tell me she's with him, i say to her 'this is me chatting you up' which turns into the line of the night with that girl. The boyfriend of the girl aint a happy chappy - i introduce myself to him and say jokingly 'i'm chatting your bird up' to which he replies, 'yeah i noticed, i'm not worried at all', i point at him and go 'mean! mean!' and do the sad face with teary fist movement to which his bird goes to him 'you're mean'. lol.

Anyway, i pull this blonde 5fter in the bar, she says something about my big feet, i get my tongue in and then casually just carry on the convo - 'what did u say about my feet' etc.

The intersting thing is then: the girl who i approached first comes over taps my shoulder and says 'hey, did you forget about me?' fuck me this has never happened to me before! I say what happned to your bf? (or something like that) She says 'he found someone else' i think i laughed and went back to the blonde.

Anywho's blondey wasn't doing it for me anymore and me n max head to the next bar.

On the way we chat to this bird waiting for a lift who asks for my fone and puts her n.o in, fuck me this has never happened b4 lol! We hav a txt convo, which ends with her saying 'i want you' and me saying 'im going home, invite me for green tea tomoro' she replies 'will do', probably won't but who gives a shit!

Me and max hit a couple more bars, some fun chats with birds and then head home.

What's interesting is i've never pulled early in the night, or had a bird come up to me and say 'hey you forget about me' or had a bird put her n.o in my fone and then hav a txt convo with her: All in the same night - nice .

The blonde, i could have fucked, im sure, but she turned me on initially then i'd had enough. I couldn't invite her to mine anyway so maybe could hav suggested hers but not done that b4 - advice on how to suggest a move back to hers?

Instead of just laughing with the girl who tapped me to say 'hey you forget about me' instead of going 'what happened to you bf?' i could have said something like 'yeah, you were boring' or just something that would have made me laugh.

Then good txt convo with bird 3. Who puts her n.o in my fone after a few mins convo.

There were some close pulls with a couple of other birds in the night aswell.

The key to the night was me n max were just having a good time. We talked to a load of girls, pulled, got numbers and had a laugh.

All in all a good fuckin night!

I can't invite girls back to mine (as i live with my parents) so advice on where to take girls or how to get back to there's is welcome .

Peaces

xoxo

[daleinthedark]

Originally Posted by Jamm

The key to the night was me n max were just having a good time.

No PU material will ever tell you that if you're confident and having a good night, you've got the pick of the crop.

It really is that simple.

Originally Posted by Jamm

I can't invite girls back to mine (as i live with my parents) so advice on where to take girls or how to get back to there's is welcome .

I'd really consider taking a girl back to your parents, test the water once, see how it goes because if they are cool with it it can make things a little easier, if not you have a great story to tell people "I took this 1 girl home and she was such a moaner that my parents threw her out"

Alternative go back to theirs and by choosing slightly older girls (23/24 upwards) they generally tend to have their own place or house share.

Nothig turns a girl on like having your own place? Can you afford it? maybe a house-share? Think about it, nothing else works like it for making things easier and getting a girl back regardless of cars and flash-watches.

I don't know where you live but I used to live in a seaside town. During the summer months I used to get a little take-away and walk down the seafront with a girl, which they used to find romantic, but 90% of the time led to sex on the beach. You probably dont live near the sea but find somewhere outside and romantic where it's a possibility and isn't miles away to give them a rapist vibe.

EDIT: Thanks for the Field Report Jamm, always enjoy reading about guys just having fun and picking up girls

[HammerTime]

Originally Posted by Jamm

I couldn't invite her to mine anyway so maybe could hav suggested hers but not done that b4 - advice on how to suggest a move back to hers?

I know it's cheesy, but "so, your place or mine?" works. Girls have even said this to me, it's playful. Note: I acted surprised the first time, which could have fucked things up. Never act surprised when the unexpected happens, just roll with that shit like dealing with it was your job.

If she say's yours, you could say "only problem is mine's quite far away" to curb it round back to her place.

If she's OK with that, then she shouldn't have a problem with where it is (or whether your parents live with you). She obviously trusts you and so something seen as stereotypically loser-ish will not pose a problem.

Notice I said stereotypically. It's not loser-ish. Only if you think so (that's the only way it will hinder your efforts/confidence). But it is loads better living on your own/ with mates.

Congrats on having such an awesome night, I call these 'milestones'. Everything goes better than you hoped for, you had an awesome time, and in 6 months time you should be having these as your average night (Tyler's rule).

[Jamm]

Cheers for the input guys. I won't invite a girl back to my parents, period. So until i get my own place i get to practice getting them back to there's .

If anyone's in sheffield and fancies a few beers in the city center, let me know x