15th Sept:

Well the night after my lay, I go to Venus with my best buddies. I'm pretty chilled. I go out for a cigarette. In the cigarette area there are steps, and my mates are sat on the top step. I approach the girl on the lower step and say "can you move up a bit?", so she obliges. I sit down next to her and I light a cigarette. She is laughing with her mate so I say "you seem to be having a good time don't ya?" (they so dig my London accent up north, its unreal). She says some shit, I say some shit (to be honest, i'm not thinking, just sat there ta
lking to her). She initiates kino, so "kerching", it's on (i sense the pop, Jeffy Show 2, watch it!). Go for the makeout, she obliges. Then she goes "bite my lip, it turns me on", so i oblige. She gets turned on. I then squeeze the back of her neck. This drives her fucking wild. She's grabbing my dick through my jeans. Then she says "I fucking want you", we carry on kissing, then she says "you're all I ever wanted in a man". But I thought we coulddn't leave the club and come back. I was with my mates and promised not to leave them. I knew I could take her somewhere (I've done it two weeks in a row!). Anyway, I got her number. She got even more pissed, then her mate took her home.

So I thought, oh well, missed opportunity. Lets text her. So here is some entertaining text game for you. Enjoy!

me: 50 shades of grey? (we bantered about this while we were making out, I was her Mr Grey)
her: OMG is this Mr Grey?
me: The one and only madam.....so how hard do you want me to bite your lip?
her: Hard...!! Did you have a good night?? I was steaming!!xx
me: yep. I was Kinda in a merry mood aswell (as long as you dont get me to operate heavy machinery!) Yeh had an awesome night, Venus is a top place on a saturday. What u up to tonight apart from getting hot guys to squeeze your neck?

her: was talking so much drunken blabble to you about 50 shades of grey!! ha ha :-/ I'm at work till midnight xx

me: well, idea, i come round to yours tmrw with my best pen and we sit round the table and write our own 50 shades of grey, only a sexier raunchier version. We then sell it, make 500 million, get a big house, 10 children and a yorkshire terrior, while never using any lube, you in?

her: I would prefer a jack russell to a yorkshire terrior & can i have a horse too? xx

me: a horse? depends how you perform ...so what is your address and what hours are you working tommorow? And well done on keeping up the banter, by text message, you've gained a couple of cool points.

her: Yes a horse, you know those large animals with a long face & 4 legs?! xx

me: You little shit being all sarcastic and dry about horses! What hours are you working tommorow? If I have to repeat myself again I will tie you up and do some vile stuff to you, errm, not sure whether this is a deterrent in your case though ..and there should be a smiley symbol for whipping -----/

her: why do you want to know what hours i'm working..STALKER?! ha ha xx

me: so we have time to nibble each others lips derbrain! I reckon for the occasion, when I see you tommorow I will get a good bottle of wine and you should buy me a box of chocolates, wagwan (wagwan=yes) and if you're good, i'll show you some pictures of my cat x

her: haha your not right kid!! off your bloody rocker!!xx

me: yeh, i'm nearly as mad as you! I'm taking a big chance here though, you may do horrible things to me but i'm a brave soul so i'll have to risk it I may have to ring you (yeh, actually use my voice) to prove i'm a normal, well adjusted male so you can feel more comfortable about this and so I know what i'm letting myself in for x

her: I'm at work cant speak to you so you'll have to carry on with your psycho texts instead!!xx

(side note, she's loving the validation, isn't she, i'm trying to stay light hearted)

me: They should publish my psycho texts on pimpmasteroftheyear.com, i'm gonna charge you for all this in-work entertainment in a moment! Just to say, you're one of the coolest women I ever met in Venus x

her: aww and you're a cool guy, we had a good laugh didn't we, I just remember being sat on that step power snogging you for agesss!!xx


These texts go on, then we add each other on facebook.

me: Darn I got the urge to bite something, a lip perhaps?
her: Mine!!! xx

Keep arranging times, she's at work

so i text some shit. She replies just now

her: lol, just been soo busy at work, havent had time to think never mind reply to txts!x


Man I feel this is so nearly on its untrue, help guys!! I havent replied yet.

she is avoiding meeting you, and you keep hammering at it.

chill out. carry on chattin too her for a week or so without mentioning meeting up, u scream desperate. and also compliments dont get the underwear off

ur far too keen to get it out the way, stop askin & it will happen eventually anyway.

stop thinkin about fuckin her, and just enjoy speakin.

stop tellin her how amazin she is.

stop doing big long mystery method banter comments & feeling the need to explain everythin. just be more normal.

get the meeting out of ur head, and expect its gonna happen at some point in the next few weeks anyway

and also... stop thinking this

"If i can just get her to spend some time with me she will see how much she likes me"

Cheers Phil,

I will cool it, and text her back in a few days. Well glad I got you guys to help out

make sure when ur texting, ur in now way gearing to ask her out or for a meet up,

your just textin to be cool

then in a week or so when she is more comfortable and ur bored of just textin. just tell her,

"im bored of textin now, we can meet up next week sometime"

then if your still textin by this point offer to take her the pics or somethin"

its all about not being assed when or if it happens

Nice. Something I have started doing is ring them to just have a chat for a bit, then end the call. Then ring again in couple of days to set something up.

this is how i do things, i do it more to keep me on their scene, coz i genuinely cant b assed meeting birds really quickly, its better to just have a few numbers and sort something in ur own time...

or what i do mostly, is have a main girl, and other straddlers come in and out...

after a while u either get a new main, or the main ends up ur bird and u step out the game.

works for me tho

K, I said I was sorry....

Sapmi I agree with what Phil said, you gave of a desparate vibe

If she's trying to change the subject, then let it slide for a few texts but come back round to it later so that she can see there is a brain controlling your cock not your cock controlling your brain...

She mistook you for someone who does what he wants. This turned her on when you told her to move up a bit, regardless of whether she would have done it anyway.

From then it was all her though, she touched you, she told you to bite her, she said she wanted you. Nothing wrong with this so long as you realise what's going on and do what you want with the situation right there. You had a choice and you made it.

Now you're just trying to fit in with her and I can't see this doing anything other than making you look weird and needy in her mind.

I can relate to this sort of thing in the past. It was all good on the night, then you just loose the interest later. Not with the long, self-justifying texts though, that's a bit weird.

I'm not saying anything new here but just forget her, it's gone. You've been too inconsistent now, and any attempts you make at trying to pull it back round later will just come across as needy. As Jaz said, you fucked up when you didn't fuck her.

Now go and feel good about yourself.