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Thursdays Shenanigans:
Substances consumed: A bit of Rum, around a pint of Hulk (don't ask me what this is, just some green shit)

Went out to 5th with Shah. Just wanted to get blown the fuck out, because I want to grow my balls. Darn the girls were boring tonight. The blow outs I got was hi, and thumbs up, or a limp hand shake. I had a few girls run away which was cool. My aim was to get as physical as possible in the two hours I had. Tonight was the most I've ever approached in the last 5 weeks, so I see this as quite successful. Had one coolish interraction. I approached her on the dance floor, then all her mates wanted a piece of me. Kind a didn't know who to go for. I then attempted to spin one of them, she screamed and ran away! I laughed and made a joke to the other guys there, who also laughed "just tried to spin her!", so just to piss them off, I span two of the guys there, and they span me! Banter! I did cause quite a commotion on the dance floor, women were flocking to dance with me, before that last girl went wierd!

Any how, shook wierd girls hand and said "hey, its just funny banter, chill!", her mate was into me though. Met her mate in smoking area, she goes "are you following me" I said "you're following me!", then chatted to her, held her hand, made very intense eye contact. She stayed still at first. I let my hand go, and she kept hold of mine. I stayed with the eye contact, speaking very little and moving closer. She was loving it, then she freaked out and called me wierd, but she was holding my hand! My fault, next time, decrease the creep button a bit, take the piss a little more. The good thing though is that I didn't talk much, just looked at her and her lips and drew her in. In all, cool interaction. I have had 4 K closes in the last 5 weeks, so I know I'm gettng more sexual again. I think physical is the way forward, just need to practice and calibrate accordingly. I opened another set I did earlier. It was fucking on! She came in right to me, we were face to face, and her mate dragged her away. She attempted to come back, but the fucking cock block mate!! It's all banter, and night game is one big fat shit test. But I achieved all this in 2 hours, so things are looking positive! I think, turn down creep slightly and i'm there.

Looking forward to Friday night!

Hi peeps, round 2:

Fri night.

Met Shah and went to lamaars. I just took the piss on the dance floor, and interacted with these hen party ladies. They were loving me! I did a depraved sexual act with their blow up parrot (yes, I pulled a bird lol) Then went in for some naughty moves on some of them. One of the mates cockblocked, but hey, that's night time for ya. Left to go home, one of the girls really liked me, held on to me really hard, but she had a boyfriend. Did go in for the kiss a few times, didn't work, oh well.

Then we went to 5th. I just took the piss there too. Laughing at all the blowouts. Got some good interactions though, both of them could have hooked, but there was ugly friend who always seems well into me! I had to fuck them both off, when both of the sets seemed to follow me around the club. I facebook closed one of the pretty ones though, may banter with her, for a date at some point.

Saw this stunner dancing, made eye contact, I grabbed her in, no resistance, then just bit her neck. Yeh I could have gone for the k-close, but wanted to get her turned on first. Then loads of blokes just barged in and wanted a piece of her, bastards. Just laughed it off and carried on. Then on the dance floor, another girl gives me the eye, then someone spills a drink on her and blokes shove her away. I thought I'll wait, load of blokes dancing with her. I thought, lets resume eye contact. We did, I pulled her in and thought what the hell, so I stuck my tongue down her throat. She was loving it, her mate wasn't and dragged her away lol.

Anyway, one facebook close (poss 2 at some point) and one k-close. Building momentum from last night....lets move to Saturday! Can't wait hehehehe

Sunday Night, Jubilee bank holiday: Venue: 5th Ave, Substances: Lots

Went into the club with Swype and Tricks. This is probably the first time in my life I've properly taken advantage of winging. When we approached sets, I involved my wings into the conversation. It helped with generating attraction but I didn't manage to hook myself yet. Through attraction alone, I got two K-closes in 5th, just through eye contact. One of the girls, all three of us were in set. We all chatted to most of the girls. Then we moved on, hugged them goodbye. The prettiest one, hugged me too, gave me a peck on the neck. This definatley was an on moment, so went for the K-close. The next one, we bumped into an old set, who had blown out Tricks a few weeks ago. Me and Swype chatted to her a bit. Any way, it was on the dance, time to move on, so she hugged swype, I think she tried to kiss him but no, he's got a girlfrind. I didn't give a shit, I hugged her, but I could tell her hug, was like an "its on hug", this gave me green light to kiss her. K-Close 2

An ok achievment, but, I wanted sex ideally, but, it was quite chaotic in there, made sure I stuck with my friends at all times and involved them in all my sets.

After 5th we moved onto venus. Seemed to get chatting to loads of lesbians, nice friendly, but time wasters. One of them seemed to play along with me, but Swype came up to me and said "you're doing awesome with her mate, but Tricks is speaking to her girlfriend" lol........ thanks for wasting my time!

Went back to the dance floor. You get a lot of blowouts in venus, even if girls are checking you out. Think a lot of them are drugged up (its a smaller version of sankeys, house, dubstep, drugs etc). This afrocarribean girl approached me on the dance floor. Hey thats nice I thought, seemed quite into me, danced close, grinded a bit. Didn't go for the kiss, but was fun. She then went off with this fat asian dude for a while. She was a bit of an attention seeker, which was ok.

Then got approached again. Started dancing with her, close. This was 10 mins before the end. Said she found my eyebrow piercing sexy :). Said to her "come round to mine, afterparty", she goes "already going to one" "I should have said where?" and bought my friends along"! She told me to add her on facebook. I number closed her, then Kissed her (K-close no. 3). Should have been more forceful with the pull. Swype told me off for that, thinking back, she was DTF. Another senile moment by me.

The feedback given by Swype was a definite improvement in my Game, over the last two weeks. Onwards and upwards really.

went to the factory for 2 hours with shah. The whole place is a dance floor, but I really should have approached more. I'm glad I was sober though (OK had a pint earlier and downed a vodka miniature, and had two rum and lemonades, but really didnt feel drunk)

So I approach this girl in smoking area. Went full on 60 years challenge on her. I shook her hand seen how long she held it, This girl was around 8.5-9. She held on, and on, and on. I thought cool, lets close in, and vertical gaze her, and just talk chode talk. So I did, she did not budge. I couldn't kino her hand, she had a fag and her handbag being held so I tickled her back a little while we chatted. She initiated loads of chat, I just listened, stayed cool, vertical gaze, stayed close....then she goes, where are my friends? she spots them, then takes my hand and drags me to them!!!!! I thought, thats it, this shit works. I introduced myself to her friends, then they sais where going inside, up to third floor. I said good bye, tried to K-close, but no. Bad idea, infront of her friends, but I was in a rush, was about to go home.

My fucking god, the connection between us, was fucking immense, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. This was fucking tight game from me, and left me in disbelief how effective this shit was. Only a mini night though. Try it out big time tommorow........This is the wrelm of the 10 minute pull...I feel an F-Close in sight......... Lesson is, don't worry too much about the K-Close, the mutual kino, is where it's at.

I've seen Jaz do this type of game too. Its the eye contact, ladies love this. Cant wait till tommorow.

http://www.puaforums.co.uk/seduction...ho-say-no.html

Eye contact is huge mate. The tip is move in close and face gaze at her (look at her eyes and whole face, try not to stare her out). Keep a sceptical look on (again, Jaz is the master of this, seen him do it) and no, you don't have to kino the fuck out of her to be sexual!

Friday:

Downed a bit too much rum i'm afraid. However, approached sets, which kind of blew alot, but I opened low energy, so the blowouts were not overly obvious in most cases, so hopefully my status in the club wasn't too tainted. Smoking area was shit, because of the weather :(.

Anyway, generated some attraction on the dance floor. Things go better when I'm approached, getting more of that these days, maybe it's because i'm more open to it. She was a hot afrocaribbean girl. Not usually the type I go for, but hot enough, so I danced with her (a little bit like the girl from last sunday!). Nice mutual kino, so escalated smoothly, then kissed her. First time I ever kissed a black lady! Didn't think I'd be attractive to them. Getting more ethnic interest, maybe because I've bulked up a bit? Anyway, I was getting quite turned on. Had a third leg growing in my pants, so pinched her ass, got her to feel my dick. It was nice. But, explored logistics for the pull. Shah had disapeared, and she was wondering where my friends were. It all went sloppy from there. I was worried about my coat, and possibly getting her out. Then it all fizzled. Again, a senile sloppy mess. A right fuck up. Blame the rum. She was kissing another guy in the end. Kind of now where i went wrong. In all it was a tough night, but loved the sexy little interaction.

As far as 60 year challenge is concerned, it was just getting close to her and eye, face contact, and the interaction then went smooth.

Lets see what happens tommorow...I'm pals with the DJ in Venus, and going to the club with friends including three hot ladies, so will be a bit of social proof game. Hopefully will be great, but I may get senile again, so, any one got a spare brain I can borrow for tonight?

hey Sap, we'll have to set each other some goals and challenges for the summer!!

Oh yeah btw when I said about going in calmer (if you remember it :P) I didn't mean that you were going in too hard, as who am I to judge, but rather its something you could experiment with.

See its pros/cons, strengthen or change your beliefs a little :)

Also have you noticed its a little weird that nearly the entire time we've known each other and hung out its been inside a club or pub? I bet we're well different outside of the clubbing scene haha Just something I noticed whilst waiting for the train.

Hey peeps,

Saturdays field report. Basically, went out with friends to venus. There was a girl within our group, who i got on with, so I didn't do as much gaming. I did generate a lot of attraction on the dance floor, this was social proof and enjoying the night. I was told the girl was off limits or "don't shit where you eat"

Nev mind, back to normal next time.

Nice to see you back on the Field Reports man. Was upset when you said you wouldn't be doing them.

Will be doing more soon. I'm working on being more consistent at the moment. A good interaction is better than a K-close and will get more dates. Just working on my banter. May report back soon

Now, i'm about to start these field reports again. The last four weeks, i've improved. My main sticking points as i've discovered was closing and chilling. These field reports will be a little crap, just highlighting the main interactions.

Thurs 26th July:
Was out in 5th, solo, with the main goal of closing and opening sets. To be brief, I would open, then attempt to K-Close earlier than I felt, then when I get blown out, open the set right by the blow out set. I wanted to d-sensitise myself and I had only 2 hours in the club. Got blown out, abused, all kind of shit, good!!!! Thats what I wanted, after that night, will not be afraid to close again!

Friday 27th July:
Out solo, my general state, ok. Did open, but I felt I was too dancing monkey in set, have yet to realise that I needed to chill out more than I usually do. Went on to dance floor. Saw a cute blond HB7, giving me eyecontact. Reach out so we dance hand in hand. Pulled her in, I was chilled the whole time. We made out, then I pulled her from the dance floor to the bar. I chatted to her, but I was too wooden, not chilled out enough. I made out with her some more, but her mates drag her away. Then fairly flakey sets all night.

Saturday 28th July:
Was out with my two best mates, Swype and Tricks (both PUAs). Awful night. I felt they were getting all the attention from girls, and I was on the sidelines! I confronted my mates about it and they told me to shut the fuck up and man up. Get involved! If my target strays, clearly I haven't done my job! Told me I'd better get my act together for Wednesday, as its my mates fiance's birthday and we're at birdcage!

Monday 30th July
Met Harryhardcastle (kev) and Steve from this forum. Went to 5th. I was in very high spirits, but a bit pressured because I knew I had to go home early. Opening sets went well. One girl HB6, accused me of being gay, I said "yeh course I am", then she said "not attracted to you then", I just smirked, and stuck my finger up at her (jokingly), saw her later on and madeout with, but no number. I think my trigger finger is getting better!

Weds 1st August
My mates tell me I need to up my game and man the fuck up. I start the night thinking "I won't try to be good, i'm the fucking best!". My mates also tell me to chill the fuck out. My mantra was "slow slow, there is no reason why I am not enough"coutesy of Alex RSD.
At the birdcage, alot of gaming was done in the smoking area. I wanted to approach this fit hb8.5, in a non creepy way, so I kind of pivot off these guys infront of her. Then she moves, so I carry on chatting. Then she comes back, so I make eye contact. She comes to me and says hi. Now, she is a little drunk, but its birdcage! Her mate comes up to me and tells me, "try to sober her up!" So I grab both her hands, calmly, saying softly to her "how you doing?",the I tell her in a slow voice, with sexual eye contact "think of the best feeling you ever felt", she smiles, then we make out ;) I get her number, and she says she's leaving, but told me to text her in the morning. It was funny, on this night, I was getting masses of attention of girls, smiles, bum pinches, was amazing! I then bump into this actress chick, hb8.5. I know she's into me, but I chill my self right down, and do things slower than I would normally do. The interaction went amazingly, but then she walked off to speak to a friend. My mates were standing by and suggested I chill with them for a bit. I then in the corner of my eye see the first girl I made out with talking to another guy, but this does not bother me. Then my mates told me to go say goodbye to hbactress. So I go up to her and say "we're going in", but then I felt she wanted to be more intimate, so I made out with her. She used a bit too much tongue action, but never mind. I then took her number down and went back in to the club. Half our later she rings me and texts me (couldn't hear her ) I meet her again in the smoking area, sit down next to her and chill. She seems very comfortable with me. We talk about sex, a conversation she initiated. Screened for SNL logistics, however not tonight. The only mistake I made is when I got back inside, I tried to K-close her again infront of her friends. Hopefully she's forgiven me for that. Try to arrange a date, flake or no flake?

In all, the best night yet, since I broke up with my ex. I learned the more I slow down, the better my interactions become. Will be posting more. I think I've turned a corner this night, nearly at the level I was at two years ago. Especially with the help of my two best buddies, who I did upset, by accusing them of stealing sets. I did man up, so I apologise profusely!

Friday:
Not sure what the fuck happened. No particularly good interactions. I think I'll turn gay and go to the gay village on saturday. Both sexes are down to fuck there it seems.

May as well, 5th Ave was a bloody sausage factory last night!

Sat:
Ended up in 5th again, this time, a lot more girls, so more opportunities :)
Met a set of ladies from last saturday, and they showed me a bit of love on the dance floor (hugs photos etc) good social proof :) I was in the zone(state). Its surprising that when you're in state, girls seem to be drawn to you! Bum pinches, random cheek kisses etc.
Met a girl outside in the smoking area, (HB9 - piercing girl) told her "like your piercing, where did you get it done" she said "holier than though, i did it because I was bored etc", then bouncer told be to go inside because I finished smoking. I bump into her inside, says hello, chat a bit, then I mini isolate her on some comfy seats, then just chat and chill, give her random kisses on the cheek, because her face was just fucking stunning. Tells me she would never want to go for a Manchester lad, she loves Londoners ;) . Also guys a lot older than her I told her I was 28, (you know my actual age), she was 22. Some random guys sat opposite her told me I did well talking to her, because she was feckin stunning. Anyway, facebook close her (no number), then she goes. Meet her a bit later, she is in a bad mood. Her friends have pissed her off. Tell her "lets go back to my place then", she said "i'll text you later" I say "you haven't got my number!" so I put it in her phone (feckin should have got her number!). So I leave her, we make out, which was absolutely amazing! This wasn't really a random pissed makeout, it was through me interacting with her over a longer period, being chilled. I then went to find her before club closed, but could not :(. Should have found her earlier, I reckon I could have sealed the deal, if I would have tried finding her just a few mins before. The idea, try to be there when they leave! Will try and arrange a day 2. And rookie mistake, messing up the number close.

great shit man!

'slowing down' top advice/suggestion. i really need to put that in action. at work and hospital im always going 100 miles an hour... just realised i should really chill the fuck out a bit when trying to woo the gash.

Friday:
Went to Lamaars and Revolution. Hooked just two sets all night. Went a bit yuck, weren't really feeling it.

Sat:

Better night. Out with my best mates. I was really just enjoying the time with my friends as well as gaming. We went to Venus. HBbobhair, asks me for a cig. I said....kiss on the cheek first! She complies, gave her a cig then sat and joined her. I ask her her name, and ask her why she is called that. (i've started doing that now, because chicks get pissed off when you forget their name, so you remember it and its banter). She was getting very touchy feely, I was letting her do a lot of the work and stayed very chiled in the interaction. Attempted a make out a few times, but she wasn't ready. She was heading back in so I took her number.

Then I opened hbbrunette in the smoking area. I was chatting to her, and unknown to me HBbobhair walked by and sat behind us! Swype tried to warn me, and couldn't get a word in for a good 5 mins! HBbrunette goes inside and Swype told me the score. I then just chatted to Swype, he tells me to go up there and kiss her goodbye. So I went behind and said hello. I tried to kiss her but She was with her mate who was upset, and wouldn't kiss me for that reason. But kissed me on the cheek and blew me a kiss when I stood up (had a strange cheeky look on her face?)

There were other OK interactions that night and another number close.

Two days later I text back HBbobhair, and she's happy to hear from me! She's flying out to Ibiza friday (bad news), but arranging a date for when we get back, and she added me on facebook. So potentially the first date since my ex. Fingers bloody crossed.

I'm not gaming now until the weekend because
not in a good position mentally to do day game (in between jobs)
cannot afford to go out

So will be back next week, adios!

Let me know when you fancy coming out with me for some daytime action. You can just come hang out and we can grab a quick beer in the Northern Q.

Freshers creepy harrassment week - coming to a town near you, courtesy of Drey (previously known as the Sapmeister) - no lube