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dan300 · 11-08-2019, 09:07 PM

Two weeks down, one week to go.

Kinda reaching severe boredom levels at this point. So bored that I actually downloaded Tinder and POF a few nights ago. However this has been surprisingly positive in that I've become re-engaged with 2 very horny girls from my past that I'm planning to meet up with, as well as a couple of new ones I'm lining up.

I do still have lots of books I could be reading but I think with the lack physical activity your brain slows down and you can't concentrate as much. So I'm fucking around on the xbox a lot for some mental simulation.

I've now cut a stone in weight. Luckily it takes 3 to 4 weeks before muscles would start to deteriorate, so I'll be on the ball pumping iron at just about the right time and no more.

This 5k is gunna be well deserved.

kowalski · 13-08-2019, 11:20 AM

Do the government steal some of that?

Peace,

kowalski

dan300 · 13-08-2019, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kowalski

Do the government steal some of that?

The government would certainly want to steal some of it, but I don't allow them the opportunity to steal some of it.

As participants we're personally responsible for taking care of our own affairs regarding tax, but I don't, and I have never once in 6 years been chased down for it.

I came to my own conclusion as to how we get away with this - The clients having their drugs trialled are always international. Therefore we are technically being employed and effectively paid by companies that are outside the UK. Meaning HMRC are none the wiser.

I could be wrong, but if HMRC somehow knew about it, they would surely be all over it.

So no, the government don't steal any of this income source. Because fuck them.

dan300 · 18-08-2019, 08:56 PM

Final night of this 3 week trial. I'm actually looking forward to getting back to the office tomorrow.

I'm also looking forward to being alone. I'm fucking sick of looking at the same cunts day in day out. I mean, I've made a couple of friends and 99% of people are sound, but 3 fucking weeks in a facility with the same people? Give me a break.

Things I won't miss..

The sound of sandals and flip flops walking across the floor. Most people are wearing them, all day, every day. The worst is waking up in the morning for the annoying sound to be one of the first things you hear. Irritating as fuck. I would never have a pair myself as they are gay.

People complaining about the smallest, most insignificant crap.. "oh my god we get yogurt twice today? Ewwww"... I've even called cunts out on it about what a big fucking baby they're being. You knew what the menu consisted of before you signed up for it you faggot.

There's more good points than bad that's come from this trial..

I've cut about 17lbs in weight, which would be mostly fat, thankfully.

I've built up a good habit of eating well; commonly it's theorised that it takes 21 days to form a new habit, all I gotta do is maintain it.

I spent yesterday creating an entire new workout regime. In the 3.5 years I've been at the gym this will be the most advanced and effective workout plan I've followed up to this point. Can't wait to get started.

I believe I've gained a new found appreciation for freedom, in terms of us having the ability to do whatever we want, within our capabilities, whenever we want. I've never in my 34 years been away from civilisation for this long, I'd say not even for a week. I won't predict anything just now but I'm sure this new found appreciation is going to be evident from here onward.

kowalski · 01-09-2019, 02:21 PM

"That's minimum and feminine, like sandals" RZA

Well, fuck you and fuck RZA. I like me some noisy sandals, flip flops or alpargatas. Gotta let air flow around the toes in these hectic temps.

Peace,

kowalski

dan300 · 04-09-2019, 11:14 PM

Sorry if I, flipped you off.

BeJimmiescuse · **Medical Trials Human Guinea Pig -** 23-09-2019, 03:54 PM

Aww

I never had a guinea pig, but I would like to have one. They are so cool Their eyes, nose, fur I just want to hug them

dan300 · 24-09-2020, 05:13 PM

After a year long break I'm checking in for one of these fuckers at the weekend. Two nights this week and two nights next week. I had been signed up to do one in April but obviously the plague came along and fucked it all up. The payment for this one is £1375 for 4 nights essentially.

There are longer trials they were trying to get me on to, but since I'm only a few months into a new career with a new company, I wouldn't be able to take 2 or 3 weeks off in one go just yet. Plus, I don't have enough holidays at the minute to take that long even if I could. So this little easy peasy one will do for now. Fourteen hundred quid isn't bad on the mouth of Christmas.

dan300 · 26-09-2020, 02:24 PM

So the set up is a bit different now because of the plague. Everyone has a 2 bed cubicle to themselves. That means there's no communal getting together to chat or watch movies or anything. Of course, we must wear masks at all times when we leave our cubicles. We also must eat in the cubicles.

It's cool though, I brought a comfortable chair and small desk down to my cubicle, creating a little office space, and I'm sat here working away on a business project.

One woman got dropped already. The doc said there was a glitch in the system and the computer couldn't match her blood data to her profile, meaning he had no choice but to exclude her, which is a bit shit. Plus another guy just didn't show up.