08-10-2017, 11:26 AM
Girl - "I have a boyfriend"
Me - "Cool, I didn't want to be your boyfriend"
Me - "I have a pet goldfish"
Me - "You should try a manfriend, they're better"
Me - "All the best ones are taken, where did you meet?"
Just say whatever comes to mind, but never act like it's really bothered you.
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