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I AM RECRUITING Students NOW.

CONTACT ME BETWEEN 4PM TO 9pm.

I AM the BEST pick up artist in Birmingham and the best teacher in Birmingham and I PROMISE TO PROTECT YOU.

WARNING
I have a bad reputation for being good. This brings undue attention from AMOGS

FILMS U MUST WATCH WHICH YOU WILL BE TESTED ON. (please watch them twice, make notes and see yourself as the lead character)

1) Fight CLub
2) Commando
3) Die Hard

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1) COPY AND PASTE AND PM ME
Name -
Brief- background -
What u have to offer -
Location -
Age -
Mobile -
If you drive-

2) Provide a field report WITHIN 24 HOURS every time you sarge, the report has to be entertaining, descriptive, and describe how The Amazing JACKAL has made you a MAN, and have it posted on FIELD REPORTS, it must be good, not GOLD as it is chavvy. Must be 400 words (10% leeway). Must have 1 minute video version prepared for You Tube.

3) Commit to 2 sessions.

4) Text 1 hour before to confirm attendance. Text when you wake. And when you are on your way.

5) Cancellation w/out good reason, I will cut you off.
PUNCTUALITY, 10 mins late then ur session will be canceled.

6) Also you must invite me to 6 parties. COOL parties.

7) TO ORGANISE A FUN NIGHT OUT. I've had crap ones. Let's go and watch a film or go bowling.

6) You will buy me a drink while out and if required some food.

9) COMPULSORY- DRESS LIKE A HUNDRED DOLLARS, as to not dressing like a tramp IT MAKES THINGS A BIT EASIER.

10) 2nd session bring a friend if you have one. Make them a proposition, say you will demonstrate your skills, but first introduce them to the forum and YouTube.

11) JACKALS are only permitted to SARG with fellow JACKALS. This is to build group loyalty, and strengthen the bond for the group. Breaking this rule is like CHEATING on your group members.

12) JACKAL will ask you for a favour like the godfather, lots of favours, he doesn't know what the favour will be, and he will hold you to it, but you can be rest assured that they won't be sexual favours.

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OTHER 7 BAD BUM RULES.
1) (PHONE TEST)WHY WOULD JACKAL WANT YOU. You will be tested by phone (BY MY JOKER'S ASSISTANT). Resilience test, involves testing your sensitivity to criticism , knowledge of Jackal's Rules, and other Rules, and Sarging Rules, you will contact me in five days, and then I will let you know if you have passed.

You get to take the phone test twice. If you fail the first time and I like your tonality, then I will let you take the test again in 5 days. The pass rate is 90% .

After that if you are successful and then you fail to attend I do not ever want to hear from you ever again unless you have a good reason or offer a gift.

You must watch the films recommended. You can not arrange the phone test until you have done so. We need to act out some of the scenes so you need to learn the lines or you will spoil everything.

The test is a test to test your knowledge of all the rules and whether you are 100% ready to join our crew.

I have created the phone test to filter out the rubbish. I cant teach everyone so don't hate for this.

2) You will be tested in the field, please don't bring a football that's not the kind of field.

3) You will be competing with each other because it's a competition. Look at your opponent next to you, he may not be invited back, look at him again he may take your place.

4) You must perform or you will not be invited back. I can't do all the work!

5) You can at anytime lose the privilege to Join my crew, however you are allowed to join the NDubz, they have vacancies and are looking for losers to make them look hard.

6) I will be doing U Tube Stuff. You must be prepared to do it. Acting talent is not required, just go with it and do as explained and you'll be fine.

7) De brief at the end of night on You Tube. Don't worry, you won't have much to say as we won't be pulling any women.
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Jackals 9 Sarging Rules

1) Don’t talk back to the Jackal.

2) Don't make Joker ask you twice.

3) Don’t make Joker come down there and smack your bottom. I get angry.

4) You salute first. Keep the salute until Jackal has said you are at ease. Just don't poke anyone with your elbow. This is not Mortal Kombat, although it may feel like it at times.

5) Attention - you stand up and f***ing salute. A time when saluting is not necessary, is when you have no arms.

6) Salute every time u approach the Jackal.

7) U refer to The Jackal as Sir, not madam, mate or Jackal but SIR!.

9) You must at all times let Jackal know of your location.

Uniform is required and must be worn when I say it must be worn.
UNIFORM DETAILS - WILL BE EXPLAINED LATER

I AM NOT A CHARITY .
I am taking this shit very this very seriously. I AM A LEADER and I can teach you to be.

Students from. Nottingham. Milton Keynes. Kidderminster. Walsall. Solihull. Birmingham. are all welcome.

Teaching now in Birmingham and Sheffield. SUB ZERO will be leading in Sheffield.

BEGINNERS LEVEL - SCORPION, SUB ZERO
INTERMEDIATE LEVEL - DOLPHIN, ICEMAN
ADVANCED LEVEL - DIAMONDS, VOLCANO
MASTER LEVEL - you usually won't need this level, but its there man.

You will use your phone note pad, make a note name, eye colour and hair colour, of every et you approach, so you can then write about it in order, for example first set was 3 set this how it went, secound set was 2 set this is how it went. Plus by doing this you will not get Field Report Writing AA because you have forgotten what you actually did on the night.

Name Eye Colour Hair Colour - One Set, 2, or mixed set

Set 1 Sugar, Brown, Brunette, two set, (details)
Set 2 "
Set 3"
Set 20

Jackals are only permitted to SARG with fellow Jackals who are following the rules. and YOU have informed Jackal of this. This is to build group loyalty, and strengthen the bond for the group. You would not want your girlfriend CHEATING on you, so this is why I would not want you cheating on the JACKALS.

I have created the phone test due to high demand. I cannot train everyone. So don't hate me for this.

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Jackal's Crew Field Reports.

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist ICEMAN Introduction

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist Diamonds's Field Report 2.3GP

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JACKAL'S CREW BIRMINGHAM Pick Up Artist COWBOY INTERVIEW.3GP

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist SHAKESPEARE.3GP

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist Dolphin Introduction.3GP

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist Volcano Field Report 1

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist DIAMONDS AND VOLCANO CHILLING

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Jackal's Crew Birmingham Pick Up Artist SCORPION

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CAPTAIN COMEDY VID Cradley Heath Hollybush Stand Up 16092010.3GP

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BOSH K STAR FIGHTING AND RUNNING OUT OF BREATH

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Big Brother Audition.

PRIVILEGE
It is a privilege to sarge with one of my Jackals, that privilege is not given, it is earned.

NON PUA SOCIAL MEET
Every first Thursday of the month on Broad Street Non-PUA social meet. Friends and enemies are welcome. PUAs and non PUA's. This is to relax and to use our real names and celebrate our success. No need to salute or say sir on this occasion.

Thank you and much respect.

THE JACKAL.