Hello and thank you for letting me join this forum. I specifically joined to ask this question but I'd be interested in reading others' posts too.

I think it makes sense to play on our strengths. A week ago I drunkenly mentioned to a woman on Tinder that I have, shall we say, a large manhood. Within days she was at my door and it went well.

Now I don't believe that because I've got that, I'm at any advantage with woman over any other man, especially since charisma and more obvious looks will be more important.

BUT, there does seem to be a niche of women into big men and I'd like them to know I'm one of them and can't think how. I can't come out and say it even online, it would get me banned and if phrased wrongly it could look like harassment.

So here I am, getting no action (last week was a one-off oasis in a desert), but hung like a baboon.

Can anyone here think of some way of conveying it that could be cocky at the most (no pun)?

Thank you

hahahahaha this is gold

Thank you altho it is a serious question lol. Help a guy out!

You may as well have put your username as "HateNiggers"

Also you mentioned you have a big dick and it got you laid so now you want to NOT say it?

Next time you see a bird you want to fuck, just go up to her and sing this song:

I was walking down the street with my dick in my hand,
Shouting "Hey mutha fucka I'm the king of the land"!
I looked up high, and what did I see?
Some mutha fuckin bint sitting laughin at me!
So I turned my cock to 90 degrees,
And I shot that slut clean outta out the trees,
I went round the corner to see what I could see,
A hundred naked ladies just waiting for me,
So I fucked 98 'till my dick went blue,
Then I fingered the clits, of the other two!

This should easily let her know you have a huge dong, some guiys I know have had women drop to their knees and suck you off instantly, so use this wisely.

It may also help if your dressed like a black rapper and if you speak like one (if your already black, i believe this auto pulls in the next nearest hottie for a insta-3some.)

You could also wear one of these t-shirts, that way it states the obvious for her without you having to say a word, or teasingly invites her to ask you a specific question. I hope this all helps.

Hahaha such a sick poem.

Sorry to reopen this thread it's been a while but I wasn't joking it's a problem. Just cause I posted a new question and I wonder will they look at my old posts. Well this was genuine and not a piss take.

My dad was a bit of a womaniser and he always told me his favourite line was to tell a woman "you're so attractive and I'd love to sleep with you, I'm just worried that it would hurt you,"

Saying that I go the opposite way as long as you can make her curious enough about it she'll want to see it so while all the other guys are trying to impress her with their big dicks I tell her I'm a one inch wonder, and that its built like a needle but goes like a sewing machine. I've had a couple of women say they only came home with me cos they wanted to see how small it was. Jokes on them cos I'm hung like a baby elephant!

Shah already told you. You said to a girl you had a big dick and she came over, so why not just say it?


Peace,

kowalski