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Default 16-02-2014, 11:48 PM

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What stuff did the hooker do? is it just wam-bam in out and your done or do you get to get freaky?
It was kind of wham bam, but it was good. Blow job, sex, different positions, & then she finished me off all over her tits.

She is a sexy little bitch & it was an interesting experience.


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Default Moral dilemma - 17-02-2014, 02:01 AM

Last night a girl I'm seeing came over to my place & brought her step-sister with her.

The step-sister is a hot little petite super slim blonde, & she is a total slut.

As the drinks flowed & the night wore on, the sexy step-sister started getting very randy & wanted me to fuck her. She was rubbing my balls, pulling her jeans down to show me her little panties, putting my hand down her panties, snogging me etc.

I reciprocated as much as I could given the short moments we got to do it, groping her, fingering her, licking her tits & navel etc.

I know I'm a bit of a cunt, but I am single.

My girl got pissed off because she sort of knew what was going on. Me & the sister got my boxing gloves on which was only an excuse for us to get up close & physical, & my girl left when she saw her sister straddling me on the bed, & me & the step sister started getting it on. We didn't get further than warming up to that point where you're just about to tear each other's clothes off before my girl came back & rang the doorbell.

When me & my girl were in bed the sister came in & was being all drunk as fuck. I pulled her into bed & looked at my girl suggestively, but she was having none of it.

The sister however, would have stripped naked there & then.

The sister is also engaged, but like I said, total slut.

But she is a very fucking sexy slut.

My girl got rid of her then by phoning her a taxi the spoilsport.


**My girl has just dumped me as I write this haha**


I don't know why I'm laughing, I feel really bad now because she is a beautiful person who went out of her way to please me, & I've disrespected the poor girl.

I'm a cunt.

What would you do in my situation? Would you mail the seductive slutty step-sister & fuck her?

I'm a cunt.


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Default 19-09-2015, 07:53 PM

Fuck me it's been a year & a half since I posted anything on this thread.

Went out last Saturday night on a whim. My cousin came down to meet a girl off tinder & I accompanied him to the bar he was meeting her, a sort of grunger bar.

When we got there he met the girl, I said hi to her & left them to it rather than be a third wheel. Went & got myself a beer & went back outside. Looked around for hotties & started talking to the first few at a table. Have no idea what I said, think it was something to do with how I love polkadots because they're so sexy. Sat down talking to them then & it turned out they were friends with the girl my cousin met.

Anyways, there was a little blonde floating around who wasn't part of this group & although I can't remember our initial interaction, there was a point where I looked around & we caught each other's eyes again & she smiled at me. I beckoned her over. I split my seat with her & put my arm around her as there was "nowhere else to put it" which she laughed at.

Her gay friend sat down with us & I had some banter with him as he was also called Daniel. I got her to stand up, then pulled her on to my lap. I asked her if she was a boxing fan & she said no, then I told her to pretend that she was so she could come home with me & watch the Mayweather fight & she laughed & was like ok. Actually she was a very giggly bubbly little thing.

After much banter & flirting & kisses it was near closing time & she went upstairs to tell her gay friend she was coming with me. He came out with her & told me he trusted me to take care of her & stuff. I assured him she would be fine & took her home.

When we got to mine we were really horny & after a quick beer & a smoke I took her to my room, stripped her to her underwear, when this short, cute, blonde 20 year old says...

"Ok, tell me exactly what you want me to do"


The little minx.


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Default 30-09-2015, 06:25 PM

Was out on Saturday night with a mate & went to a few places.

I could do a whole in depth thing but I don't feel it's important to analyse every single little stupid details.

The most significant event of the night was transferring between venues I stopped this sexy girl of about 22 in her tracks. She looked a bit flustered & I asked was she ok. Flirting immediately & kissing within seconds. I took her number & told her I'd call her later & she was like call me anytime & I got the sense that she wasn't in a hurry to go anywhere in particular... Basically I could have & should have took her home there & then.

In the places we went to I was pretty open to talking to most girls without any AA. I now don't allow myself to be treated bad in the slightest way for example there was these 2 girls I went up to and the dominant one challenged me a lot asking me to make her laugh & shit. As our sarcastic interaction continued she pointed behind me a goofy looking guy & said I bet he could tell me a joke (or something like that) & I think I said something to him. He turned around & began talking to us & the girl seemed to turn her attention to him. I'm unsure if it was going to be briefly or not because after about 5 seconds I turned & saw a cutie with her friend & thought fuck this I ain't standing here like no twat waiting for no-one. So went & talked to them.

Me & my mate went upstairs to the club with them then & spent a few hours dancing with them & other girls.

There was a point where I was dancing with the 2 girls then 2 other girls came over & were clearly competing with them for my attention. I'm unsure if they were just doing it to be bitches cos they were dressed & behaving more provocative than them - one was pulling down the other ones skirt from the back in front of me -, but I felt a tiny bit unsure of what to do, one side of me wanted to get jiggy with the kinky girls, on the other hand if they were just playing around & I turned to them, then I've ruined my chance with the original girl... I'm sure some of you have had this dilemma.

Anyways, shoulda took the random girl from the street home. She looked like a lot of fun.

I'll be going out a lot more from now on so hopefully there'll be some interesting updates here.


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Default 01-11-2016, 12:00 AM

Just a short post regarding Saturday night as something happened that was a first for me.

I was at home drinking a few glasses of wine. I was coming up with every excuse not to go out, but I went out anyways.

Went & met my mate & a few of his mates in a club not too far from me. I met them in the outside smoking area - one of the coolest beer gardens in Belfast.

About 2 minutes later this hot witch walked by & we looked at each other deeply. We kissed without even saying anything to each other - there just seemed to be an automatic spark.

A minute or so later her angel friend come over to try & cockblock.....but the witch pulled her in & we all shared a 3 way kiss. Then after the 3 way kiss I was swapping back & forth between both girls.

I felt like the boss of course, & the lads were amazed

I took the witches number & planned to meet later. However I didn't happen to see them again or get a reply until yesterday.

I made out with another handful of girls that night too. I can't remember how many, I think 7 or 8 in total.

Looking back I think I should have escalated with the witch there & then rather than plan to meet later.

Regardless, I got my first 3 way kiss.

Next goal: get my first actual full sex 3 way.


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Default 02-11-2016, 12:17 AM

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Just a short post regarding Saturday night as something happened that was a first for me.

I was at home drinking a few glasses of wine. I was coming up with every excuse not to go out, but I went out anyways.

Went & met my mate & a few of his mates in a club not too far from me. I met them in the outside smoking area - one of the coolest beer gardens in Belfast.

About 2 minutes later this hot witch walked by & we looked at each other deeply. We kissed without even saying anything to each other - there just seemed to be an automatic spark.

A minute or so later her angel friend come over to try & cockblock.....but the witch pulled her in & we all shared a 3 way kiss. Then after the 3 way kiss I was swapping back & forth between both girls.

I felt like the boss of course, & the lads were amazed

I took the witches number & planned to meet later. However I didn't happen to see them again or get a reply until yesterday.

I made out with another handful of girls that night too. I can't remember how many, I think 7 or 8 in total.

Looking back I think I should have escalated with the witch there & then rather than plan to meet later.

Regardless, I got my first 3 way kiss.

Next goal: get my first actual full sex 3 way.
What club where you at? Friday night seemed dead
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Default 02-11-2016, 01:18 AM

It was Saturday night in Filthies


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Default 02-11-2016, 11:57 PM

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It was Saturday night in Filthies
Was there on Friday actually. Think people were maybe saving themselves for halloween parties on the Saturday
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Default 25-06-2017, 06:23 PM

Was out on both Friday & Saturday nights. I'm not going to say everything that happened because I'd be here all day. So I'll just mention the significant shit.

Friday night I met my mate in a gaff I've pulled in before. The hottest in my estimation was clearly deeply involved in conversation, with one of the 3 being the dominant one.

I noticed the dominant one pissing off to the toilet so I went over & asked why they were wearing their watches on their left hand & I was wearing mine on my right (Cos people in work were having a debate as to me wearing my watch on my right hand).

One of them was annoyed, the other was intrigued. Then the dominant one came back & I could tell she was annoyed that someone else was the centre of attention.

It was closing time, so we all had to go. But the receptive one (the most attractive one) was interested. I wished we'd had more time. Anyways..

Saturday night me & my mate planned to go to a gay club. Beforehand, we had pre-drinks in a bar. As I was at the bar this chick opened me about how long it was taking to get a drink, blah blah. I got my drink & told her she was very pretty, she said so are you. (She was pretty, but with a tiny bit of puppy fat, which I dig).

So after that I was sitting with my mate & at one point I had to use the little boy's room. So I said fuck it I'm gunna get that girls number whilst I'm passing.

When I went up I said hello & she was like "heyyyy" & it was cool. Then her friend turned around & said "go to the bar & get us 3 shots"

I said sorry darling I don't work here. She said that's ok, go & get them anyways.

I was like NO, I told you I don't work here, go get them yourself.

Long story short. I didn't get to talk to the girl was there for, instead engaging in a debate with this bitch.

I know I handled the situation well, but after it i realised what was actually going on - the "friend" was obviously jealous that her cute friend was getting attention from a guy, & decided to stick he ugly nose in.

And I said so before I left. I said to the cute girl (who during this, was sticking up for her ugly friend) that I was only there to talk to her because I found her attractive, but that her so called friend had fucked it up.

What I learned was, I should have ignored the ugly friend instead of rising to her bait & arguing with her.



Saturday night - we went to a gay club. Apparently the biggest gay club in Europe (apparently). I didn't pull but that wasn't for the want of trying. Everyone was either gay or had a bf. I could have took an orgy of men home tho if I'd wanted.

I went up to a "4 set" & said hey how's it going, I'm looking for a new girlfriend, can any of you help me? One was a snob, 2 were indifferent, but one responded to me with endearing eyes & liked it (it was an obvious joke) so I extracted her from her friends & she was like "I've got a bf but I'll be your wing woman tonight" & we had a good laugh for the time we were together . I told her to point out straight girls & I'll go for them. She pointed out a couple of girls & I went for them.

The girls were lesbians, from London. Over here for the weekend. But I made friends with them. They actually ended up back in my gaff for a glass of wine later on.

There was basically a lot of that going on - me going up to people & chatting to them not giving a fuck. But being sound.

One other interesting part of the night was that I was having a piss & some guy who came to have a piss beside me said "do you want a line?" I said nah mate I gave it up 7 years ago. He then went on to justify the reasons why he took it, as if I gave a shit.

He then proceeded to stalk me for the rest of the night. I went in & was dancing with my new lesbian friends, he was 2 metres away. I went to the smoking area, he was there. After the club closed & we were all outside, there he was, staring at me.

Yeah it was a bit creepy but I wasn't worried. I think I'm hard as fuck & can handle trouble if it presents itself.

Anyways, there was loads more girls I spoke with & many men hitting on me but I couldn't be bothered writing about it all. And I'm defo not gunna start talking about "negs" & all that shit.

As long as you're a solid man, you don't need any of that bullshit.


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