Nah fuck them then, I don't need the major headache it will cause. I'd be going into something knowing from the offset that it's going to be nothing but hassle & stress.

They are very short staffed hence why the literal immediate start (the "application" was actually a waste of my time) & on that basis alone I believe any potential employees coming in to help them out of a hole should be shown a little bit more fucking respect than that.

I require & deserve a secure, permanent job with all the perks & entitlements. The potential of free pizza every shift was tempting but even that's not worth shooting myself in the foot over.